I think you're mistaken. (LAUGHS) You're literally wearing your badge. Did you really just check to see if you were wearing your badge? This guy's a fucking cop. I didn't look down.
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SCHMIDT: They're destroying everything! Captain's gonna kill us! (TIRES SCREECHING) What are we gonna do? All right, we're gonna lose 'em in the robotics lab. What?
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Um, I would say that it's these two beings leaning up against each other in perfect balance. If one were to fall, they would just lose each other.
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(CROWD CHEERING) (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) You scared me.
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SCHMIDT: Oh, shit! (SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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Fuck.
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Go, go!
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MAN: The kid's pretty rude to make us wait like this. Can you shut it? What's wrong with those classic drugs from the '90s? Heroin, you know, cocaine... Hey, hey. Whoa. Shit. I'm fucking here. You happy? Shh! The ghost is right there, okay? He's about to meet up with the supplier. Hey. Check that out. JENKO: You shush. You're the one fucking talking. You're being so fucking loud. You shut the fuck up.
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Oh, shit!
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Okay.
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Freeze, bitch. Oh, thank God. Look who got off the motherfucking leash. Now who's the damsel in distress? SCHMIDT: Fuck! Well, I guess it's him. I don't have a clean shot, schmidt. Then don't take the shot! Maybe I want to take a dirty shot. Kind of like the dirty shot you took on my daughter. I didn't take a dirty shot on your daughter, okay? We talked a lot, and we care about each other. All the good qualities you have, I can feel inside of Maya. I'm gonna take the shot. Don't take the shot. I can shoot right through your shoulder, hit the bitch right in the chest. Don't take the shot. I'm taking the shot. I'll take the fucking shot. Nobody take the shot before me. MERCEDES: How about we take it at the same time? No one take a shot. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one. I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.
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You don't have to be on top of me. Yes, I do. Why? Camouflage. Go.