You're more messed up than Cynthia was, and she went to the school shrink three times a week. Why? I don't know. But he gave her a ton of pills and shit. Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face. Okay.
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We're getting too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) Nice.
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(SIGHS) Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room.
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Six hours of makeup?
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(LAUGHING) What?
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Got it.
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You can do this, you can do this. I can't. This is disgusting. No, you got to. I can't do this anymore! And now, for my favorite event. (SQUEALING)
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Yeah! Fuck, yeah! All right? All right? Yeah. Yeah. All night, bro. Come on. All night. Yeah, I know. It's gonna be so worth it, dude. It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right? Dude, you know what this needs? BOTH: Another star wipe. Jinx. Buy me a beer. (CHUCKLING) Nice twist. On what?
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Oh, shit! No! That is not happening right now! No! Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Every time he say that shit... JENKO: Oh, my fuck! ...that's another foot in your ass. Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
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I just want to get in bed and watch friends all day. ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for your metropolitan city state statesmen! (ALL CHEERING) BOB: And the statesmen take the field for the opening game against the university of college generals.
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How did you two meet? Oh, I love meet-cute stories. We met at a poetry slam, and then he stalked me back to my dorm room. Stalked her? Oh, that's so beautiful. Then what happened? And then we hung out and we watched a movie.
