You owe me a car, and it'd better be a fucking Lamborghini, you bitch! I did it! You have the right to remain silent.
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Sir, can I just say, it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim. I mean, we care so much more because she's black. I think what he's really trying to say is that we care equally. It's a tie, really, how much we care. Uh... no, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care. One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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You all right?
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7.3s
And shut up. Right? Where'd you find this gringo, man? At the fucking Mumford & sons concert and shit? (LAUGHS)
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Oh, shit!
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Dude, we're even about the arm thing, okay? Right? What? What do you want to do? (LAUGHS) Don't move. Fuck. All right. Just get it over with, all right? Don't move. One... Just graze my arm. I don't want you to hit the bone. ...Two, three. (BULLET RICOCHETS) Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Oh, my God, are you all right? Shit! Why, man? Why am I always getting hurt around you? Jenko, what are you doing? JENKO: Oh, fuck you. Fuck you, schmidt. Stop dicking around. Hey, cap. Congratulations, you two. You managed to un-fuck up the situation you originally fucked up. Thanks. I wish you can un-fuck my daughter, but I'm gonna let that be the past. Now, for your next mission, you two sons of bitches are going to medical school. What? (YELLING) (GUNS FIRING)
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1.2s
Military school.
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6.3s
Yes! No, I got it in my mouth. Say something cool when you throw it! One, two, three!
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(CHEERING)
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(CHEERING)
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Whoo-hoo!
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It's me! It's me! Shit. (CHUCKLES) You made it, dude. Did you get Mercedes?
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(SCREAMS)
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You want to check out the goods?
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9.6s
(SCHMIDT YELLS) Why is it hard? I have so much adrenaline right now! JENKO: Is that it? (LAUGHING) You're tickling me. I can't find it! That's it! Grab it!
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Holy Moses! SCHMIDT: Shit. (JENKO GRUNTS) JENKO: What happened? SCHMIDT: I think they got away.