(GRUNTS) Here, take this. Okay. I tried to take a bullet for you, man. Yeah. But you didn't. But I tried. It's the thought that matters. No, it's not the thought that counts. It's fucking taking the bullet.
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Same identities.
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Don't be a pussy!
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(PANTING) So many fucking stairs.
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Hey, Schmidt!
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We gotta go! We have to wait for pudding!
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None. Act like you have bullets, then.
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It really makes me miss the '90s, when we had professionals around.
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Swiper? Who was that you choked out, man? He had it coming! Who was that?
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(SOFTLY) What is it? Guns? Drugs? (HISSING) (SCREAMING) No! No!
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Oh, yes. (SIGHS)
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What was that? I don't know! I think we're moving.
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Fucking get up here. Come on. Fuck! All right, you good? Yeah! All you got to do is walk now, okay? Okay.
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(SCREAMS)
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Dude, that was our car. We shared so much in that car! I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car! What are you doing? Don't teen wolf on the truck! Don't leave me here alone! Then get up here! I can't do that! Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around. Let's go. Come on, buddy. You got it. SCHMIDT: This is so scary! Shoot him! SCHMIDT: Don't leave me out here! I'm all out. You stupid moron! That's it. Come on. (GRUNTING)
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You owe me a car, and it'd better be a fucking Lamborghini, you bitch! I did it! You have the right to remain silent.
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Sir, can I just say, it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim. I mean, we care so much more because she's black. I think what he's really trying to say is that we care equally. It's a tie, really, how much we care. Uh... no, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care. One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.