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Get out of the way!

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Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one. I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.

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Freeze, bitch. Oh, thank God. Look who got off the motherfucking leash. Now who's the damsel in distress? SCHMIDT: Fuck! Well, I guess it's him. I don't have a clean shot, schmidt. Then don't take the shot! Maybe I want to take a dirty shot. Kind of like the dirty shot you took on my daughter. I didn't take a dirty shot on your daughter, okay? We talked a lot, and we care about each other. All the good qualities you have, I can feel inside of Maya. I'm gonna take the shot. Don't take the shot. I can shoot right through your shoulder, hit the bitch right in the chest. Don't take the shot. I'm taking the shot. I'll take the fucking shot. Nobody take the shot before me. MERCEDES: How about we take it at the same time? No one take a shot. Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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And he hangs on for the touchdown! JIM: These two are peas in a pod, Bob, but instead of little green balls, they are human football players.

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Spring break yourself, fool.

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Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Brad! Spring break! JENKO: Look, I can't, all right?

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You two know each other? No. This is crazy, all these, uh, students and parents.

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You're fine. You're gonna be all right, man. Who sold you whyphy? Nobody sold it to us. Yeah, man, Cynthia gave us a butt load, and in exchange, we wrote her logic paper for her. All right. All right, man, we'll see you guys later. Enjoy the food. Maybe this is a good thing. (DOOR CLOSES) let's use that focus to figure out a way to get into zook's house. You feel anything? No. Do you feel anything? No, but I have a super high tolerance for...

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Doc.

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Hey, Maya Angelou!

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SCHMIDT: I just want to say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to mc state. I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off. What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time, really, really, really hard? Nah.

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What the fuck? Is that vodka? Welcome to zeta, pledges! (LAUGHING) Yeah, buddy!

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ALL: Whoo! Which way? Which way? Which way? SCHMIDT: Whichever way's cheaper! Right? You went right? You could've gone in a parking lot, you went to the sculpture garden? Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?

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That is just like a little helmet machine.

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Maya.

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Fuck! Ow!

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(STAMMERING) Nothing else? They had five guys in the draft last year. I mean, Brad, this could be our shot. We're like the dynamic duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin. But we're both Batman. What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker? Or a cop? Dude, your ceiling is, like, so high.

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Get out of the way!

Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one. I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.

And he hangs on for the touchdown! JIM: These two are peas in a pod, Bob, but instead of little green balls, they are human football players.

Spring break yourself, fool.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Brad! Spring break! JENKO: Look, I can't, all right?

You two know each other? No. This is crazy, all these, uh, students and parents.

Doc.

Hey, Maya Angelou!

SCHMIDT: I just want to say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to mc state. I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off. What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time, really, really, really hard? Nah.

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What the fuck? Is that vodka? Welcome to zeta, pledges! (LAUGHING) Yeah, buddy!

ALL: Whoo! Which way? Which way? Which way? SCHMIDT: Whichever way's cheaper! Right? You went right? You could've gone in a parking lot, you went to the sculpture garden? Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?

That is just like a little helmet machine.

Maya.

Fuck! Ow!

(STAMMERING) Nothing else? They had five guys in the draft last year. I mean, Brad, this could be our shot. We're like the dynamic duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin. But we're both Batman. What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker? Or a cop? Dude, your ceiling is, like, so high.