Cate blanchett? Yeah, I thought we had Cate blanchett with the budget. You mean carte blanche.
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4.8s
Are you kidding me? It's plastic. Doesn't even hurt! Okay... This isn't the spring break you imagined?
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10.2s
No. No, I don't. 'Cause we have guns. Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?
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16.6s
Oh. Hey. How you doing? I'm fine. I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long. Thrusting and pumping. Okay. I thought your hip popped out at one point. I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games, and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
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12.1s
You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!
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4.1s
Nice to meet you. Worst thing to say. Hi. Hey. David. My dad. Nice to meet you.
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1.2s
(ALL GROANING)
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2.3s
It's like a Batmobile. Come on, schmidt!
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10.6s
Come on! Hey. Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy! I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! It shouldn't matter. If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman, you would hit me and not feel bad about it.
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1.5s
Hey, Lauren.
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19.5s
It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use faggot. Gay is okay. Homosexual, maybe. And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a queer. If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't. I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class, he thinks he's Harvey milk. Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up? Why can't you just use your head for once? Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
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1.4s
Oh, my God! This is...
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5.2s
Dude? I have had that exact vision, like, my entire life.
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1.2s
No.
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9.7s
Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today? Like what? Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. Come on. No, don't be afraid. It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.
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1.2s
(LAUGHS)
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5.6s
Did you not see that I was going first? Excuse you. Excuse you. You want to go first? EMCEE: Spring break, motherfuckers!
