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25.7s
Well, they were looking for you, these two guys. You know, they... I'll say it again. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes, yes. Oh, so you know that they were trying to piss on your rug. Did I urinate on your rug? You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? Hello! Do you speak English, sir? G, Parla usted inglés? I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?
The Big Lebowski
19.2s
No. Like I said, Woo peed on my rug. I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person? Come on, man. I'm not trying to scam anybody here. You know, I'm just... You're just looking for a handout like every other...
The Big Lebowski
1m9s
The briefcase was fucking empty, man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. You threw out a ringer for a ringer. Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency? I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude. He kept the money. My point is... Here we are, it's shabbos, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. VVill you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic! What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. And five fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway. Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man. You know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. Man, taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! I've... Jesus.
The Big Lebowski
29.3s
Why did he think you have it? Who does? Oh, Larry Sellers, this high school kid. Real fucking brat. You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. A lot of ins, a lot of outs. You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber, and I'm very fucking close to your father's money. I keep telling you, it's the foundation's money. Father doesn't have any.
The Big Lebowski
1m17s
Donny was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died... He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Ian Doc, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
The Big Lebowski