Oh, yeah, what's up now, motherfuckers? You remember me? I'm your best night... I'm your worst nightmare. Oh, man, it's my memory.
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Maya! Hey. Hi.
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It's really not that funny.
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What's up with it? (SNORTS) How you doing? Hi. Good.
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(MUSIC PLAYING QUIETLY)
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These are my parents. So this is the girl? Hi. I'm Annie. I'm your new mother-in-law. (LAUGHS)
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My legs are tired.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING) (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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They made us! They're gonna kill us!
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You don't think I know what I'm doing? What? I know exactly what I'm doing here.
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How long have you been there? Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now. This stuff wasn't meant for you. It was meant to be private. So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like I hear every one of your problems? You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one. You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection. I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.
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JENKO: (PANTING) I can't breathe.
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Look at this crap. Huh? I do miss the days... Shit. What's he doing here? ...When people did normal drugs.
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How do you know this person? Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating. The fuck? I... How's your classes going, Doug? You... we were just in the neighborhood, and... I have an idea. Why don't we all sit together? Would that be fun? Yes, thank you.
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Help! No more music!
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(LAUGHS) Poetry, okay. I got it. (CHUCKLES) Make fun of the poetry major.
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Another perfect hookup between haythe and mcquaid. JIM: Even their end zone celebration is in perfect sync. It's like these two share a single brain, Bob. That's right, Jim. They both have one half a brain. And the crowd rushes the field to try and knock down a goalpost. It's not coming down!