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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, honey. I didn't mean that. You know that, right? I am such a bitch when aunt Flo shows up. It bleeds so much, it's crazy. It's like the elevator doors opening in the shining. Your vagina doesn't fucking work, man. Worked for you last night. (CHUCKLES) You are so clearly forcing Eric into this relationship. Eric, am I forcing you into anything? Yes. (CHUCKLES) See? Look, they sent us in undercover at a college to find the dealer of this new synthetic, and no one will tell us anything. That's 'cause you guys look like fucking narcs, all right? College kids aren't dumb like Eric. I was supposed to go to Berkeley. Well, they gave us a picture, so we do have that. Well, that's your lead, motherfucker! That's what you start with. I know, but we can't see his face, so we don't know who it is. We don't know who it is. I'm Schmidt. My pants are filled with doody. (GROANS) That's you. That doesn't sound anything like me.
22 Jump Street
27.9s
I got offered a scholarship to play football here next year. And zook said I could room with him, you know, so I was thinking that I could do that, maybe. What? You can't be a cop and stay here and play football with zook. No, look, I know, okay? It's just... There's no friction with me and zook. We're the same. Do you want out? If you want out, just say it. No, I don't want out, okay? It's just, when I'm on the football field and I'm diving for a pass, I feel like I can fly. All right? And when I'm with you, it just feels like you hold me down.
22 Jump Street
16.7s
Fuck you, brain. How did we find the dealers so easy the first time? Well, his number was literally on a sticker. Well, let's go find this guy's sticker. I don't think this guy does stickers. Well, we need help. We need to consult an expert. KENNY: Yo, dude, you shot him in the dick, dude. I got him in the dick. Yep.
22 Jump Street
23.1s
(LAUGHING) If it isn't Turner and hooch, in the flesh. Holy shit, you are looking fit. (GRUNTS) Hey, you should get some tips from this guy. He's looking good. Look at those pectoral muscles. That's the kind of definition I want out of you, man. What's up, Eric? Hey. Mr. Walters, we should, um... Or I should apologize for, uh...
22 Jump Street
19.1s
You sort of sound like that. That doesn't sound anything like me. That doesn't sound anything like me. It's not not you. Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now. (BABBLING) That's Schmidt being a little bitch. That's just not a good impression. WALTERS: Whoa! Nice job, super sleuths. Did you even bother to look at the fucking picture?
22 Jump Street