You don't think I know what I'm doing? What? I know exactly what I'm doing here.
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How long have you been there? Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now. This stuff wasn't meant for you. It was meant to be private. So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like I hear every one of your problems? You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one. You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection. I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.
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JENKO: (PANTING) I can't breathe.
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Look at this crap. Huh? I do miss the days... Shit. What's he doing here? ...When people did normal drugs.
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How do you know this person? Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating. The fuck? I... How's your classes going, Doug? You... we were just in the neighborhood, and... I have an idea. Why don't we all sit together? Would that be fun? Yes, thank you.
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Help! No more music!
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(LAUGHS) Poetry, okay. I got it. (CHUCKLES) Make fun of the poetry major.
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15.1s
Another perfect hookup between haythe and mcquaid. JIM: Even their end zone celebration is in perfect sync. It's like these two share a single brain, Bob. That's right, Jim. They both have one half a brain. And the crowd rushes the field to try and knock down a goalpost. It's not coming down!
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I have time off.
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(CROWD CHEERING) ♪ ♪ ♪ I be divin' in the crowd ♪ shake my dreads, actin' wild ♪ can't do lean, too blowed out ♪ too turnt up, I can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down hey.
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Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something.
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What if Cynthia was the dealer? Captain, we have something really, really important to tell you about. (VELCRO RIPPING)
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Right in the crack. Don't do it, leatherface. (GUNS FIRING)
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MAN: This is the place. You'd think if somebody wants to show us their operation, they'd at least be on time.
