All right. Okay. That's the last of 'em. (BEEPING) Time to prove that zook's the dealer. JENKO: Or not the dealer. Next up is Brad mcquaid. (ALL AGREEING) Right? Yes. Yes! Obviously, right? I mean, the guy's... The guy's all-time. You guys, let's be honest. I mean, like, he was opening up beer cans with his eyeballs. That's so sweet of them. So Brad... Brad's in. Uh, Doug mcquaid. No!
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Oh, shit. My brother needs me again.
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Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.
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You want an open investigation? I don't know if that's what I want. All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.
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Oh, shit! Oh, shit! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
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MERCEDES: Okay, so here's the plan. We're gonna get all these kids at spring break hooked on whyphy. Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf, and you're gonna sell the shit out of it. Sell shit out of it. Do you see that? And if you rat me out, I framed my psych prof just for giving me a b-minus. He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
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...67... (ALL CHEERING)
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ALL: (CHANTING) Mcquaid! Mcquaid! Mcquaid!
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You did it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Dude. Dude. Bro? Bro. Dude. Bro. BOTH: Dude.
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I have a friend who knows a guy at umc.
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Shit. What? Shit, that's a really outside-of-the-box high school mascot. Hold on, guys.
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I'll be right back. So, where are you from originally? I'm straight outta Compton, but my husband's from northridge. Come on, man, hook me up.
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All right, with everything that happened with Cynthia and whyphy, I just don't want you to screw up.
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How are we doing tonight, sir? Good, thanks. Are we waiting on anybody or you dining alone? Someone may swing by, but we can... We can order without them. We have identified and arrested one Dr. Karl Murphy, who was found with whyphy residue throughout his office... ...and had a close personal relationship with the deceased. Exactly like a case we had recently at a high school.
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I fucking hate my dad so much. Do you have any idea what it's like to have a guy like that telling you what to do all the time? (CELL PHONE CHIMING) I can only imagine. I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically. (SIGHS) I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me. I mean, you are a perfectly good guy. You're very honest and nice. Why does my dad have your phone number? I don't know. Maybe the school directory or something. Let's do something... Let's do something that would distract us. Okay. So we don't have to think about him anymore. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. All right. Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
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Maybe we should just investigate different people.