Found 964 results

Video-background
18.7s
JENKO: They still have books? I thought they just put the books inside the computers. Yeah, I guess the kids just use the stacks to hide and have sex. So we'll go to all Cynthia's classes and activities, ask around about the drug and find out who the dealer is. Yeah, it's just like last time. Exactly like last time. Dude, in human sexuality, do you get to fuck or do you just get to watch people fuck?

22 Jump Street

Video-background
5.9s
MERCEDES: You are so old and weak! Drop the fucking gun! Seriously! MERCEDES: Get your wrinkly hands off me!

22 Jump Street

Video-background
3.5s
(WHISPERING) I'm not gonna take a shit the entire time I'm here. I know.

22 Jump Street

Video-background
3.1s
It's true. JENKO: Super high-tech police gear.

22 Jump Street

Video-background
14.9s
No! You're leaning in again! I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss! You're making this so uncomfortable. This is the most uncomfortable fistfight I've ever been in. I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face. Okay? Okay. And then we're gonna go back to fighting and we'll pretend this never happened, 'cause I feel so awkward.

22 Jump Street

Video-background
1.2s
(CHEERING)

22 Jump Street

Video-background
1.2s
Whoo!

22 Jump Street

Video-background
1.2s
(VOMITING)

22 Jump Street

Video-background
38.5s
No! No! What? What were you doing? What am I doing? Why'd you try to kiss me? I didn't fucking try and kiss you! Yes, you did. Ooh, you're so weird! You're fucking Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing me. I'm not Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing you. This wasn't a sexy fight. Oh, like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time. I never once wanted to kiss you! Never! No! You just did it again! Stop it! Stop! You're making a face that is sexy! I don't even want to kiss you! Then stop trying! You keep trying! I've never tried to kiss you. You gave me kiss me eyes. No, I didn't. The eyes were I just got punched in the face eyes. They weren't kiss me eyes. I don't even like you! Neither do I, so stop kissing me! Okay!

22 Jump Street

Video-background
2.2s
Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol.

22 Jump Street

Video-background
1.5s
I want to see you get crazy!

22 Jump Street

Video-background
5.8s
Cate blanchett? Yeah, I thought we had Cate blanchett with the budget. You mean carte blanche.

22 Jump Street

Video-background
4.8s
Are you kidding me? It's plastic. Doesn't even hurt! Okay... This isn't the spring break you imagined?

22 Jump Street

Video-background
10.2s
No. No, I don't. 'Cause we have guns. Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?

22 Jump Street

Video-background
16.6s
Oh. Hey. How you doing? I'm fine. I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long. Thrusting and pumping. Okay. I thought your hip popped out at one point. I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games, and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.

22 Jump Street

Video-background
12.1s
You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!

22 Jump Street

Video-background
1.2s
(ALL GROANING)

22 Jump Street

Video-background
10.6s
Come on! Hey. Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy! I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! It shouldn't matter. If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman, you would hit me and not feel bad about it.

22 Jump Street