The briefcase was fucking empty, man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. You threw out a ringer for a ringer. Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency? I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude. He kept the money. My point is... Here we are, it's shabbos, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. VVill you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic! What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. And five fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway. Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man. You know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. Man, taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! I've... Jesus.
The Big Lebowski
1m17s
Donny was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died... He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Ian Doc, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
The Big Lebowski
8.3s
Yes. So we were informed. However, we must, of course, transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
The Big Lebowski
4.1s
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
The Big Lebowski
2.7s
Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves.
The Big Lebowski
2.8s
Oh. yeah? Where is that?
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey.
The Big Lebowski
3.1s
You might want to watch out that front window, Larry.
The Big Lebowski
4m2s
Take me down, little Susie Take me down I know you think you're the queen Of the underground Send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave No, I won't forget to put roses On your grave Bright light city gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn So get those stakes up higher There's a thousand pretty women livin' out there They're all livin' devil may care And I'm just a devil with love to spare So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashing And your one-arm bandits crashing All those hopes down the drain Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime Night into daytime If you see it once You'll never be the same again I'm gonna keep on keep on runnin' If it costs me my very last dime If I wind up broke Well, I'll always remember That I had a swingin' time I'm gonna give it everything I've got Lady Luck, please let the dice stay hot Let me shoot a seven on every shot So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Viva Viva Viva Las Vegas Viva
The Big Lebowski
1.7s
Walter.
The Big Lebowski
29.3s
Why did he think you have it? Who does? Oh, Larry Sellers, this high school kid. Real fucking brat. You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. A lot of ins, a lot of outs. You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber, and I'm very fucking close to your father's money. I keep telling you, it's the foundation's money. Father doesn't have any.
The Big Lebowski
17.6s
How's the smut business, Jackie? I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, pofificaladvocacy. Which one's Logjammin'? Yes, regrettably, it's true. Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
9.4s
Oh, God. They shot him, man. He's not shot. No, Dude. Are you shot, Donny? There weren't any shots fired. Huh? It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
10.5s
Larry, sweetie, the man is here! Is he... Does he still write? Oh, no, no. He has health problems. Uh-huh.
The Big Lebowski
4.5s
No funny stuff, Jackie. The kid's got it. Hi, fellas.
The Big Lebowski
5.8s
I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.
The Big Lebowski
1.7s
Come on, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
17.5s
We did let him run one of the companies briefly, but he didn't do very well at it. Oh, he's, you know... No, he helps administer the charities now, and I give him a reasonable allowance. He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present himself. Father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut.