What's up, college? What's up, bro? We're 322. Fuck high school, right? Fuck high school.
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(MIMICKING TRACY MORGAN) Oh, y'all like psychology? Tracy Morgan.
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Dude, if it's like last time, you're gonna have an awesome time, and it's gonna suck for me. No. You're gonna have an awesome time, too, because I'm gonna make sure of it. You took a bullet for me. That's right, I did, and it sucked, but I'd do it again. No way. It's my turn. I owe you a life debt. (SINGSONG) Co-ed bathrooms. What? Oh, shit.
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Carte Blanche with the budget, motherfucker.
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Nobody?
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Hey. What's up? 'Sup? Just exhausted from inventing Facebook or whatever website people our age use.
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Hey. How you doing?
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Shit, there's ghost!
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Eric, are you awake?
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Neither.
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Now, obviously, we've all heard this statement before, I've got a first impression for you. (CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh, so tight! Oh, this is so baller! Beds... oh, shit. (GROANS) Oh, dope. That looks like cum. That's cum. Okay. All right. Already got cum on the mattress, dawg.
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JENKO: They still have books? I thought they just put the books inside the computers. Yeah, I guess the kids just use the stacks to hide and have sex. So we'll go to all Cynthia's classes and activities, ask around about the drug and find out who the dealer is. Yeah, it's just like last time. Exactly like last time. Dude, in human sexuality, do you get to fuck or do you just get to watch people fuck?
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MERCEDES: You are so old and weak! Drop the fucking gun! Seriously! MERCEDES: Get your wrinkly hands off me!
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(WHISPERING) I'm not gonna take a shit the entire time I'm here. I know.
