Oh, shit! No! That is not happening right now! No! Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Every time he say that shit... JENKO: Oh, my fuck! ...that's another foot in your ass. Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
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I just want to get in bed and watch friends all day. ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for your metropolitan city state statesmen! (ALL CHEERING) BOB: And the statesmen take the field for the opening game against the university of college generals.
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How did you two meet? Oh, I love meet-cute stories. We met at a poetry slam, and then he stalked me back to my dorm room. Stalked her? Oh, that's so beautiful. Then what happened? And then we hung out and we watched a movie.
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I got something way better than that.
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So, is there someone who supports you? No, I'm just one of those people that really likes to spend time with myself.
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ZOOK: Blue 20!
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Let's go, boss. We gotta go. (LAUGHS)
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EMCEE: Puerto, Mexico, let's hear you get crazy! (ALL CHEERING)
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What's that? My tattoo. Yeah, fuck, look. Look, it's me, Zook. Got a fucking bazooka for an arm. Know what I mean? (IMITATES EXPLOSION)
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ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it once again, mc state, for your dynamic duo. (CROWD CHEERING)
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What the fuck? It's the same case!
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(BELLOWING)
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(CHEERING)
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ZOOK: State name! Number! State name! Number! Color! Color! Number!
