Can I have your gun? It's bigger. (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass! Dad!
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Shit, there's ghost!
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Undercover just got a whole lot sexier.
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You can't admit that it looks exactly like testicles?
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Is that it? That's my dick. What about that? That's my dick also.
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That helmet looks kind of lame. You know what's not lame? Safety.
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It's like a Batmobile. Come on, schmidt!
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Fuck you, doves!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(SCHMIDT YELLS)
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Let's do this, schmidt. Yeah. Just like we always do, Jenkins. (WHISPERING) It's jenko. Sorry.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
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Can you shake him off? I'm coming for you, motherfucker! GHOST: Come on, just wiggle the stick back and forth!
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Hey! Get off of my chopper!
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Hey, you want another beer? I'm gonna get another beer. Yeah, yeah, I'll do another.
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God. She was Cynthia's roommate, and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her.
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(LAUGHING) That's exactly what it looks like.
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Hey! Look at you! What are you guys doing here? What? Are you kidding? It's parents weekend. (WHISPERS) Fuck. Wonderful. You're dating someone. Thanks, mom. Listen, we're undercover, okay? Thank you. No problem.
