He's only got one arm! I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
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That was way too fast and pretty... Way too... A little bit too furious. Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed! (GUNSHOT) (ALL GASP) Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job! Fuck! I'll be right back. I gotta go. I'll be right back. Sorry. That's a direct order, motherfucker! Come over here!
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The case is closed. You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?
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(GRUNTING) I got you! Shit! Schmidt! I got you! You saved my life!
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New assignment... Cap, does schmidt look any different to you?
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You're jump street, right? Yeah. How the fuck do you know that?
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Exactly the same.
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Go, go!
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No. I mean, you're cool with just hooking up? Yeah. I mean, no. I mean, I'm glad you said something. 'Cause I don't even know if I like you when I'm sober. No, I know, and it's like, that doesn't even hurt, like, at all. Okay, so, um... I'm gonna... I'm gonna split. I'll text you later.
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I do, and I will. I got somebody. What? Okay, we got somebody. All right, give it up, guys. Yeah! Okay. Just go up there. All right, okay. Okay. No pressure. You'll see, it's good. Yeah!
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So, look, I just wanted to say that, like, I was thinking about the case, and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.
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Where the hell have you been? Looking for you. I've been running like crazy! Hey! Hey.
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Fuck this. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing it. What are... no! I'm not doing this, okay? All right?
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So you probably have a bunch of stuff that you have to do today.
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Old man coming through!
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Whoa!
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This is bullshit. Are you two fucking around at school again? Hey, we got to pay for this shit. We need results! No, no, no. Look, we are looking aggressively for this very specific tattoo. Or the tattoo could just be a dead end.