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Dude, we're even about the arm thing, okay? Right? What? What do you want to do? (LAUGHS) Don't move. Fuck. All right. Just get it over with, all right? Don't move. One... Just graze my arm. I don't want you to hit the bone. ...Two, three. (BULLET RICOCHETS) Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Oh, my God, are you all right? Shit! Why, man? Why am I always getting hurt around you? Jenko, what are you doing? JENKO: Oh, fuck you. Fuck you, schmidt. Stop dicking around. Hey, cap. Congratulations, you two. You managed to un-fuck up the situation you originally fucked up. Thanks. I wish you can un-fuck my daughter, but I'm gonna let that be the past. Now, for your next mission, you two sons of bitches are going to medical school. What? (YELLING) (GUNS FIRING)
22 Jump Street
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We did it! Dude, fuck, I'm... ow! Oh! Shit, sorry. Dude, I miss you so much, man. I miss you, too. You were like a tiny little flower seed and I was clenching you in my fist. But a flower, it can't grow in a fist. A little seed needs to fly away free and find its soil. Yeah, I know. I tried to soil myself and, dude, I didn't like it. I wanted a relationship without friction. Dude, you need friction to create fire. And that's what we have, we have fire. Dude, I'm in. I'm all in. Thank God. Dude, this is what I've always wanted. Just me and you, buddy. I love you. Me, too, man. I love you, man.
22 Jump Street