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I know.

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We're gonna build a nationwide network. What? What the fuck are you doing? Be quiet. Why don't you sell those old classic drugs from the '90s, like cocaine, heroin and... Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs. That's, like, what they did on the golden girls. Like, blanche did heroin. All right, I'll just sit here and be silent. Blanche never did heroin. Okay, so, yangs, you'll take my dead roommate's spot. Cool. Dope. Are you kidding me, yangs? Are you fucking high? Of course. Yeah, I am. Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of, don't get high on your own supply? We didn't. Nah. I didn't do that. Yeah, I used his and he used mine. Okay, well, now I have to make a fucking example out of you.

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Hey! (PEOPLE GASP) What? What are you gonna do? Choke me with your liver-spotted hands? You gonna push me over with your Walker? I'm impressed you caught up to me. You probably haven't run that fast since you played stickball in the field behind old pop wiggleby's sweet shop.

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Did you really just say that? Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people? That's what you want? I don't know, maybe. Maybe we should just... We should just branch out. Okay, just sow our oats a little.

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How about this? You want a little fun? What is that? Get wet, baby! So much lube in my face!

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(ALL SCREAMING) Just ask. It's polite.

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I have a friend who knows a guy at umc.

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Oh. Lube on my face.

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(GRUNTS)

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MERCEDES: Okay, so here's the plan. We're gonna get all these kids at spring break hooked on whyphy. Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf, and you're gonna sell the shit out of it. Sell shit out of it. Do you see that? And if you rat me out, I framed my psych prof just for giving me a b-minus. He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.

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You want an open investigation? I don't know if that's what I want. All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.

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Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.

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Oh, shit! Oh, shit! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

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Dude. Dude. Bro? Bro. Dude. Bro. BOTH: Dude.

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Oh, shit. My brother needs me again.

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...67... (ALL CHEERING)

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No! You're leaning in again! I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss! You're making this so uncomfortable. This is the most uncomfortable fistfight I've ever been in. I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face. Okay? Okay. And then we're gonna go back to fighting and we'll pretend this never happened, 'cause I feel so awkward.

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You know, I had this, like, vision of me throwing bullet tds to you, dude, and then all these fans just started going, like... (QUIET SCREAMING) Zook! Mcquaid! Zook! Mcquaid! And they were chanting and chanting, and then the goalposts came down.

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I know.

Hey! (PEOPLE GASP) What? What are you gonna do? Choke me with your liver-spotted hands? You gonna push me over with your Walker? I'm impressed you caught up to me. You probably haven't run that fast since you played stickball in the field behind old pop wiggleby's sweet shop.

Did you really just say that? Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people? That's what you want? I don't know, maybe. Maybe we should just... We should just branch out. Okay, just sow our oats a little.

How about this? You want a little fun? What is that? Get wet, baby! So much lube in my face!

(ALL SCREAMING) Just ask. It's polite.

I have a friend who knows a guy at umc.

Oh. Lube on my face.

(GRUNTS)

You want an open investigation? I don't know if that's what I want. All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.

Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Dude. Dude. Bro? Bro. Dude. Bro. BOTH: Dude.

Oh, shit. My brother needs me again.

...67... (ALL CHEERING)

You know, I had this, like, vision of me throwing bullet tds to you, dude, and then all these fans just started going, like... (QUIET SCREAMING) Zook! Mcquaid! Zook! Mcquaid! And they were chanting and chanting, and then the goalposts came down.