Oh. Hey. How you doing? I'm fine. I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long. Thrusting and pumping. Okay. I thought your hip popped out at one point. I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games, and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
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You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!
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Are you kidding me? It's plastic. Doesn't even hurt! Okay... This isn't the spring break you imagined?
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No. No, I don't. 'Cause we have guns. Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?
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Oh, my God! This is...
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(SHOUTING)
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Come on! Hey. Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy! I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! It shouldn't matter. If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman, you would hit me and not feel bad about it.
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He's a scout. It's d-I. Their qb, he's not playing well. They're not happy with the situation. They want me to make a tape. And I want you to be on it with me.
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Look, whatever happens tonight, you have to keep up, okay? I'm gonna throw up. I know. Shut up. Go.
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(EXHALES LOUDLY) What has been the result of the war on drugs? Why would you ask me? I'm not a cop.
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I don't have any prior convictions.
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Rooster, light the torch!
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(SCREAMS) (ALL EXCLAIMING)
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I know.
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We're gonna build a nationwide network. What? What the fuck are you doing? Be quiet. Why don't you sell those old classic drugs from the '90s, like cocaine, heroin and... Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs. That's, like, what they did on the golden girls. Like, blanche did heroin. All right, I'll just sit here and be silent. Blanche never did heroin. Okay, so, yangs, you'll take my dead roommate's spot. Cool. Dope. Are you kidding me, yangs? Are you fucking high? Of course. Yeah, I am. Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of, don't get high on your own supply? We didn't. Nah. I didn't do that. Yeah, I used his and he used mine. Okay, well, now I have to make a fucking example out of you.
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Hey! (PEOPLE GASP) What? What are you gonna do? Choke me with your liver-spotted hands? You gonna push me over with your Walker? I'm impressed you caught up to me. You probably haven't run that fast since you played stickball in the field behind old pop wiggleby's sweet shop.
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Did you really just say that? Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people? That's what you want? I don't know, maybe. Maybe we should just... We should just branch out. Okay, just sow our oats a little.
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How about this? You want a little fun? What is that? Get wet, baby! So much lube in my face!
