Oh, so tight! Oh, this is so baller! Beds... oh, shit. (GROANS) Oh, dope. That looks like cum. That's cum. Okay. All right. Already got cum on the mattress, dawg.
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MERCEDES: You are so old and weak! Drop the fucking gun! Seriously! MERCEDES: Get your wrinkly hands off me!
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Hey, yo, what the fuck did you just say? Did you just call us faggots? He said you were sucking his dick.
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What the fuck am I taking it for, then?
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Welcome to college. Fuck, yeah.
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BOTH: Something cool!
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Eric, are you awake?
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Nobody?
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Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today? Like what? Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. Come on. No, don't be afraid. It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.
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Like together? We don't have to put a label on it. Just, like, one-time. One-time thing. No big commitment or stress to each other.
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Want to fight like a man? Then you better fight like two men. Hey. Hey.
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Dude? I have had that exact vision, like, my entire life.
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I'm late.
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(LAUGHS)
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Yeah!
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No.
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(ALL GROANING)
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It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use faggot. Gay is okay. Homosexual, maybe. And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a queer. If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't. I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class, he thinks he's Harvey milk. Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up? Why can't you just use your head for once? Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
