Schmidt, come on! Let's go! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man! I'm gonna get the car.
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Holy shit, he's good. None of you tell mcquaid that he's good, all right? If you do, he'll leave this shitty program. BOB: And as the clock ticks down, we've got time for one last play.
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I'm pretty great. I just chill and... You know how chill zook is. Zook's such a chill guy. Just like ice. That makes me so happy for you.
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Where's your gun? What? Do you have guns?
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What are you doing?
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BOTH: Perfect.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Doug!
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Okay.
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This is bullshit! This fucking... waiter! What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot! For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.
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Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.
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Dude, the brakes are out. What? Get the fuck out of the way! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
