How long have you been there? Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now. This stuff wasn't meant for you. It was meant to be private. So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like I hear every one of your problems? You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one. You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection. I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.
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You'll always be alone. (SCREAMS) Hey, jenko. What? Where are you going? I'm just gonna go up for a little while, okay? Stay, stay here. No, I don't want to stay here. I'm flying. This is amazing. No. God. Don't go! Oh, my God. No! Stay here! No, no, stop it. You're dragging me down! Why would you drag me down? Please stay! I'm flying.
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Look at this crap. Huh? I do miss the days... Shit. What's he doing here? ...When people did normal drugs.
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SCHMIDT: Oh, no! Oh, we broke everything! There was a lot of expensive stuff in there!
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These are my parents. So this is the girl? Hi. I'm Annie. I'm your new mother-in-law. (LAUGHS)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING) (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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JENKO: (PANTING) I can't breathe.
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(WHIRRING)
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Okay.
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You shot me in my foot! Wait! Move! Move faster now! I'm taking my time. Shit, you shot me in my goddamn foot. Doug? Doug! Maya! Mercedes just took my dad that way! Okay, we're on it.
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Oh. It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in? It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 A.M., so... Sure, yeah, why not?
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Same puka, dude. You got the same... Puka bros. ZOOK: Holy shit! (BOTH LAUGHING)
