Come on! Do it! Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger! I'm so jammed! Fuck you! (KNOCKING ON DOOR) There's a sock on the door! Don't come in! Fuck, yeah! I'm having sex with a human woman. My God! Fuck!
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For starters, Zook has it. Zook has the tattoo? What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days! Do you understand this means Zook is the dealer? I really want you guys to hang out. We have hung out. He's completely ignored me. I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to investigate your new bff. We're gonna put cameras everywhere, and we're gonna monitor the fuck out of what he's doing. We can't just walk into zeta house and just put up a bunch of fucking cameras, okay? There's dudes there everywhere. All right, your plan is stupid. I'm sorry. My plan is stupid? That's interesting. What... okay. I'm, like, basically done fucking watching your shit all the fucking time. Okay, yeah, exactly. I'm the fucking stupid one. Yeah. Oh, that's really fucking stupid. Man, it must be hard being so different. We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier. Guys, can you just give us some space? We're really trying to figure something out, and we need to focus, okay? You're not gonna have trouble focusing, man. Yeah, man, those krispie treats got mad whyphy in them. KENNY: We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.
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Oh, yeah. Hi.
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What are you doing here? Just came to see how you are.
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This is so boring. No one's getting shot. (GRUNTS)
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You're fine. You're gonna be all right, man. Who sold you whyphy? Nobody sold it to us. Yeah, man, Cynthia gave us a butt load, and in exchange, we wrote her logic paper for her. All right. All right, man, we'll see you guys later. Enjoy the food. Maybe this is a good thing. (DOOR CLOSES) let's use that focus to figure out a way to get into zook's house. You feel anything? No. Do you feel anything? No, but I have a super high tolerance for...
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Holy shit! SCHMIDT: I did it! I look so fucking badass! Oh, my God, you flew! This is crazy! You made the leap, man! Why'd you do that? SCHMIDT: 'Cause you did it! I couldn't leave you hanging, man! What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it. You weren't...
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Jenko! Where are you going?
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You've been weird.
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No, I'm good.
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You okay? No, you can't hug me right now. Do you need money for a cab or anything? No, I don't need money for a cab.
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It was Dora and Diego and swiper.
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Same assignment. JENKO: We're going back to high school? Your ass look like you about 50. You're going to MC state. We're going to college for real? Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug. It's Adderall mixed with ecstasy mixed with God knows what else. JENKO: Wipey? No, you dumb motherfucker. Whyphy. Stands for work hard? Yes. Play hard? Yes. Now, these kids take this shit, and they get laser-focused for about four hours of studying, and then they party like it's goddamn 1999.
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I'll get it off. Its tentacle is eating me! It's so strong! It's really on there, man. It's biting my face!
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We're definitely moving! JENKO: There's fucking birds and shit in here! There's actual shit!
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Take them out, guys. They're cops.
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SCHMIDT: What the fuck? There's a fucking dragon in here! (SCREECHING) (SCREAMING) Shit!