SCHMIDT: I just want to say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to mc state. I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off. What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time, really, really, really hard? Nah.
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ALL: Whoo! Which way? Which way? Which way? SCHMIDT: Whichever way's cheaper! Right? You went right? You could've gone in a parking lot, you went to the sculpture garden? Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?
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What the fuck? Is that vodka? Welcome to zeta, pledges! (LAUGHING) Yeah, buddy!
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Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Brad! Spring break! JENKO: Look, I can't, all right?
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Because we have guns. Schmidt, run! Get him! Go! Go, go. Go! Shit! (GUNS FIRING)
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Doc.
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(STAMMERING) Nothing else? They had five guys in the draft last year. I mean, Brad, this could be our shot. We're like the dynamic duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin. But we're both Batman. What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker? Or a cop? Dude, your ceiling is, like, so high.
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Fuck! Ow!
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Maya.
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Okay.
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You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
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(BOTH GRUNT) Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Is there blood in my eye? Oh, my God. Are you all right? I think there's blood in my eye. Fucking learn how to hit! (GRUNTS)
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I don't know where the fuck I am right now.
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(SCHMIDT YELLS)
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MAYA: Hey, Maya angelou.
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Come on! Do it! Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger! I'm so jammed! Fuck you! (KNOCKING ON DOOR) There's a sock on the door! Don't come in! Fuck, yeah! I'm having sex with a human woman. My God! Fuck!
