According to a long-standing statute unique to Uni Prefecture, in the event of the death, disappearance, or felony-prosecution of the chosen candidate on, while, during, or concurrent with the Re-Election-Night ceremony, all powers and authorities vested in his or her designated office transfer forthwith to his or her next-of-kin and/or appointed heir. In other words, Atari Kobayashi is the new mayor of Megasaki City!
Isle of Dogs
24.6s
Puppy Snaps. I heard they don't even make them anymore. You heard the rumor, right? About Kobayashi Pharmaceutical. - I never heard it. - What rumor? They invented Dog-Flu. - No. - Of course. That makes sense. Where do you get all these rumors? I mean, who tells them to you? I don't know. Anybody. Dogs talk, and I listen. Always have. I, uh, love gossip. Spots!
Isle of Dogs
18.9s
I dedicate this poem to my distant-uncle, Mayor Kobayashi, who took me in when I myself was a stray-dog with nowhere else to turn. Editor Hiroshi, please extend my subscription for an additional year. I enclose a check in the amount of one thousand yen. Signed, Atari Kobayashi, former ward to the mayoral-household.
Isle of Dogs
18.2s
Hmm. I take it one day at a time. Last week, I nearly be-handed an industrial lobbyist from West Suzuki. They had to give him a blood transfusion. He probably had it coming. Maybe. Learned any new tricks? Actually, yes. Just one. Can I see it?
Isle of Dogs
7.2s
Tracy Walker, Megasaki Senior High, Daily-Manifesto. Are you Professor Watanabe's former Assistant-Scientist, Yoko-ono-san?
Isle of Dogs
9.2s
My friends think I like to fight, but it's just not true. Sometimes I lose my temper and blow off a little steam, but I've never enjoyed it.
Isle of Dogs
1.4s
You'll never get it open.
Isle of Dogs
2.2s
I'm not a violent dog.
Isle of Dogs
2.2s
Too late.
Isle of Dogs
12.6s
I wrote a haiku to try to express my feelings about the suffering dogs of Trash Island. It is also about nature, love, friendship, eternity, and a black owl. I call it: Atari's Lantern.
Isle of Dogs
10.2s
Is this... Is this the serum? The Dog-Flu cure? The Snout-fever treatment? The end of the Canine Saturation-Crisis? Last dose.
Isle of Dogs
5.8s
- Spit him with a tooth! - I can't get a clean shot. Too many innocent protesters. I'll be right back.
Isle of Dogs
6.4s
You'll meet a bitch named Nutmeg. Tell her Chief says: I'll see you in Megasaki.
Isle of Dogs
5s
This landslide re-election is a massive fraud, and we demand a re-count!
Isle of Dogs
4.1s
We've got a Master Pass-Key! Open his cage.
Isle of Dogs
1.3s
But, what about the right one?
Isle of Dogs
3s
His misery and...
Isle of Dogs
11.7s
Mayor Atari, we all agree it should be a crime to abuse, beat, murder or yell at any dog in Megasaki City. That is not the question. The question is: what is the appropriate punishment?