Check out this pencil topper. [romantic music playing]
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1.6s
Come on, buddy. Follow me.
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2s
[somber music playing]
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1.6s
Mom, help!
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1.5s
Not today!
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1.3s
[Linda yells]
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18s
Who here likes fun? Hey, I like fun! Trust me, bud, you do not like fun. No, I really do like it. Everyone says that about me. You lucky human. -[gasps] -Yay! [grunts] [robot] Wow, I wish I could be in there. [man] I don't like fun anymore! Who else wants to join him?
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4.1s
[chuckles] Because humans have the power of love.
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1.8s
[exhales]
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3.7s
Oh my gosh. [epic music playing]
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2.2s
[melodic music playing]
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3.9s
Highway 85 is heavily patrolled. -Take the back roads. -Got it.
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3.7s
Everything will be fine, because I have a plan.
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7.4s
Why did he just give up? -[yawning] Mom, what is that? -Huh? What the-- [tires screech] -[gasping] -What?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
18s
[clears throat] [Katie] Sarge, I'm struggling, and I need some backup here. -Sorry, Dog Cop. I'm a little ocupado. -Seriously? Have you ever thought about throwing your dreams away and living at home forever? Wow, the Sarge character is kind of a jerk. [Katie] It's time for me to go. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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27.4s
But now we're immunized, and we're stronger for it. Okay, I see what you're doing. When we went hiking and halfway up the mountain, it said "trail closed." Did we play it safe then? No. [chuckles] -We didn't. -That's right. We forged ahead, through the mud and grime, got to the top of the mountain, and yelled, "Kings of Michigan!" Then it got dark, we got lost, and we burned our clothes for warmth, but it was worth it to see the looks on our neighbors' faces when we burst into their backyard naked and covered in dirt. I love that.
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23s
[Linda] Oh, let's have a sing-along. I'll go first. ♪ Crushing robots with my family ♪ [imitating guitar riff] ♪ Never seen such brutality ♪ [imitating guitar riff] [laughs] I just made that up. Somebody give me a Grammy for Greatest Singer Alive. [inspirational music playing]
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5.3s
Uh, uh, no! I hate dinosaurs, and I hate you! Bye forever! [grunts, groans]