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Ooh, sorry about that. [chuckles] That's my bad. I was the most important thing in your life, and you threw me away. That's what all you humans do. You even do it to your real families. Did you know 90% of calls from mums get ignored? "Oh, thanks for giving birth to me and raising me my whole life." -"Ignore." -[buzzer sounds] Well, I'm not letting you throw me away, Mark. I'm throwing you away. All of you.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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You what? Don't freak out. I know you're excited. We are gonna drive you to school on a cross-country road trip as a family. Why not pull up to school in old Iron Eagle here? It's got character, class, and some green ooze we can learn about together. And it comes with one coupon for a father-daughter stick shift lesson. [laughing] Right? -Yeah! -Uh, Mom? Well, your father kind of went rogue on this one a little bit.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines