♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, Whoa-oh… ♪ Look at that man-made engineering. -[Monchi panting] -Ugh. Breath. Can't Monchi be in the car? -[groans] -[laughter] Oh, he licked my tongue! [spits] And now I present tricking Rick Mitchell into kissing the dog.
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[Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. It says, "Do not eat here ever." [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- [all retching]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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You what? Don't freak out. I know you're excited. We are gonna drive you to school on a cross-country road trip as a family. Why not pull up to school in old Iron Eagle here? It's got character, class, and some green ooze we can learn about together. And it comes with one coupon for a father-daughter stick shift lesson. [laughing] Right? -Yeah! -Uh, Mom? Well, your father kind of went rogue on this one a little bit.
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Aaron, you too? Well, I thought it could be cool to hang out one last time. I… I… I don't know. Well… [groans, splutters] -But-- -We called the school. You can miss orientation week. No problem. But it… it is a problem. I've got all these friends to meet. There's this really cool girl, Jade, and we… we just like all the same stuff. And it's like everyone at this school just gets me. There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer! What about hanging out with your family, alone, for hours in a car? You and me!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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-[fly buzzes] -[gulps] -♪ Here we stand ♪ -[truck horn honks] ♪ Like an Adam and an Eve… ♪ [Rick] Ah, smell that open road air. [chuckles]
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♪ California ♪ -Bring it in, buddy. -[camera shutter clicks] ♪ When you think I'm looking sad ♪
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5.7s
-[screams] -[thunder crashing] ["(Nothing But) Flowers" by Talking Heads playing]
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["Every Day's the Weekend" by Alex Lahey playing]
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But we do love his initiative, right?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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All right, let's fix it.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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[thunder crashes]
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Families can be hard, but they're so worth fighting for.
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[music stops]
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-Bye, Monch. -♪ Cal… ♪ [song stops] [tense music playing] Wait, why do you, uh, why do you need all that to take me to the airport? I messed things up last night, but I'm gonna make it up to you.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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Well, I got a little help. If this obstinate man could change his programming… …we decided we could change ours. We make our own orders now. Ooh, now we're scary. [growls weakly]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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[epic music playing] [gasps] What? [on video, echoing] Dog Cop, you've done it again. Dog-- Pig-- Dog-- Pig-- Pig-- -Loaf of bread. -System error.