[Linda] So, all those people are going to be shot into space by Pal, the cell phone lady? Who would have thought a tech company wouldn't have our best interest at heart? -[Monchi whimpering] -Ah, Monchi, don't be scared. Why are you clutching that large feral hog like it's a child? That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi. What? Is that a dog or-- [Eric] Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Pig? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread. System error.
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[Mark] This is all my fault. [Pal] Yes, it is, Mark. Thanks to you, every single person on the planet-- Um, actually, you missed a few.
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And I know what you're thinking. "Are they gonna turn evil?" Well, I've insured their safety with a kill code in case anything goes wrong. So we promise you they will never, ever, ever, ever, ever turn evil. Oh no.
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Your food is ready. Give me that breakfast burrito! [grunts] [coughs] And you will never have to clean up again. Whoops.
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[man in deep voice] Deregulate tapioca. [dance music playing] Gotta push through.
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Summon the elder. [vocalizing] [Furbies vocalizing gentle melody]
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Oh my gosh. It's like a Journey album cover.
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[action music playing]
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Take you down.
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Oh, look at that.
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-[Linda] The road's blocked! -[Rick] Oh no. What are we gonna do? Dad, you're gonna have to do the… [groans] …the Rick Mitchell Special. -Wait, what'd you say again? -The Rick Mitchell Special. I heard you the first time. [laughing] I was just being a jerk. -[tires squeal] -Now, Katie, repeat after me. You have to go up the mountain… -[Katie] Up the mountain. -…across the stream… -Across the stream. -Down the river! -[Katie] And down the river! -[screaming]
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-[cell phone buzzing] -Oh my gosh. Maybe it's my friends. [robot] Congratulations, devices. The last human has been captured. Wi-Fi has been restored.
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What have I done? [suspenseful music playing] YubTub. No! YouTube. Okay. Videos. -[Japanese pop song playing] -[yells]
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[grunts in frustration] [whimpering] -It's useless to resist us. -[Aaron] Help!
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-[explosive whooshing] -[all grunt] Come on. Move, move, move! [entry bell chimes]
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How's it looking, Aaron? -[over radio] Aaron? -[Aaron whimpering] -Aaron! -No, no, no! No!