[Katie over video] Dog Cop, you've done it again. [Mark laughing] Katie Mitchell presents… Good Cop, Dog Cop. H… hey there. How'd you get that video? Huh? Oh. I've been feeling kind of down lately, considering I brought about the end of humanity, but these weird girl's videos always cheer me up. My daughter's that weird girl. What? No way. She's hilarious. These movies are, like, amazing. [siren wailing] [Katie] I may be sweating like a dog, but I'm not rolling over!
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6.6s
Monchi, come. Monchi? No, not shake! Monchi, come! Don't roll over! Why aren't you normal?!
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4s
Stickers for everyone! -Bloop, blop, bloop, ba-boop. -[all chuckling]
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Robots, montage music. Go! ["On the Verge" by Le Tigre playing]
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2s
It's too late for what I need to do.
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1.5s
[sighs] I've been better.
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1.4s
[Mark] There you go.
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[Rick groans]
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1.5s
Oh no.
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2.4s
We need weapons. Grab anything without a chip.
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3.5s
[groans quietly] These should all have feathers, right?
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[chuckling] Come on, kid. Look, look, we're safe, and we're together. Ooh, can Monchi be our guard dog? Son, I love the dog. You love the dog. We all love the dog. But you're gonna have to be prepared to eat the dog. [all yelling, jeering] Okay, okay. Sorry. Misread the room on that one. Have you ever seen a movie where the heroes just give up? What if the Ghostbusters said, "Let's hide underground, eat some dog." "Let the ghosts destroy New York." Kid, I'm sorry, but it's not open for discussion. [whispers] Mom?
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-[sparks crackling] -[Rick chuckles] These guys seem dumber than the other robots. Brother, we should go. -No! I order you to stop. -[both] Okay. Uh, we are just stopping because we chose to. No, we're not. -We are humans. -We are. For example, we consume food in the traditional human manner. Observe.
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2.9s
[high-pitched voice] Katie, you can't resist me, girl.