Alright, buddy, I need you to get me a crowd. - Yes, Chef. You know it. - Alright. Step right up. Best Cuban food in all of South Beach. Come on, don't be afraid. Step up! If you need it more authentic, you can swim 90 miles that way.
Chef
14.9s
Is this beer? No, of course not. I would never hand you beer. - That's cerveza. - I'm 10. I can't have beer. You're not 10. You're kitchen staff. Kitchen staff doesn't have an age. Dad? You can have a sip.
Chef
7.3s
Who's hungry? Huh? If you change your mind, you call me and I'll go get you anywhere. Come on. Let's sell sandwiches, baby!
Chef
6.5s
- OK, call me. - Come on, buddy. Cuidado. - Call me. - I will.
Chef
3.7s
Here you go, little man. You sure?
Chef
55.2s
What the hell are you doing? You sending pictures to Mom? - I'm posting a Vine. - A Vine? What's a Vine? It's a video. Look. Hey, come on, man! Get that out of my face. - Seriously. - Christ. - It's only six seconds. - Who'd make a video six seconds? - A six-second video. - Can you believe this generation? Unbelievable, man. Little attention. ADHD. - ADHD is right. - That's nothing. I've also been shooting these videos... one second every day. One-second videos? Now you're joking with me. No. You edit 'em all together. One second of every day. And then you cut 'em together and watch it. It's cool. OK, enough with the virtual world. How about something real? Who wants to stop at Disney World? - Oh, yeah, I do. - Disney World? That's real? We shouldn't stop till we hit New Orleans. - Hey! Hey, that is your son. - That's my boy. A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans than Disney World. Now I've seen everything. I can't wait to try my first beignet. Every other person you say 'New Orleans' to thinks jazz and voodoo. Yeah, he thinks... - Your kid thinks doughnuts. - Doughnuts. Yeah, I know. I like that. Alright, New Orleans.
Chef
48.8s
Hang on. We're gonna move it down the road. It's hard to use other people's technology. - Big one. - Arm around you? Is that good? - Yeah. Yeah. - Alright, how do I... What do I press? Just touch the... Tap the screen first. Hold on. - OK. - Let me make sure it's not on video. It's on... Yeah, it's on. And then put on camera. There we go. Yeah. Alright. Get together. You have to tap the centre of the screen, and when you see a box, make sure the box is around our head. - OK. - Whatever you're shooting's in the box. - Just take the fucking picture, OK? - I got it. - There we go. - Thanks. Let's take the... Oh, and your finger's in front of the camera. - Sorry, sorry! - Good. Great. - I got it. - OK. Thank you. - Alright. Thank you. - Thank you, Officer. Hey, can I just take a picture up there in the kitchen? - On the truck? - That'd be great, yeah. - Got it. - And good. OK. Can I take one pressing a sandwich or something? - Got it. - Good? OK. - Alright. Can we do one more where... with 'Lady and the Tramp'... you know, you're biting one end, I'm biting the other? - Come on, you can do this. - OK.
Chef
26.3s
Aren't you the lava cake guy? - Uh, yeah, from the internet. - Yeah. Yeah. My kid and I saw you on 'Tosh.0'. You were hilarious. Thanks. OK, great. - That was hilarious. - OK. Hey, can I get a quick picture with you for my kid? - For my kid. - Sure. - Yeah. - Hey, you know how to work this? - Hey, Martin, help me out. - What is that, a flat-screen TV? Hold on a second. Let me unlock it for you real quick.
Chef
12s
Should be good. Yeah, permit's good. You're just not good to sell here right now. OK, alright. Thank you. So just, what, a half-mile down the road? Yeah. As long as you're not right on South Beach, you're OK. - No problem. Sorry about that. - Hey...
Chef
6.2s
Dad. Dad. - Wake up. - What? Martin's putting cornstarch on his balls.
Chef
4s
You putting cornstarch on your balls? Yes, sir.
Chef
2.1s
I think I missed the exit.
Chef
2.7s
You got it? You got it? Go.
Chef
1.7s
Oww!
Chef
56.2s
- Hey, Mom. - Where are you? - I'm in Austin. - Are you OK? - I'm great. - How's your daddy? Here, talk to him. - Hi, Inez. - Hi. - You want me to pick him up? - No, you're a thousand miles away. It's OK. I can go get on a plane and pick him up. - No, it's fine. He's doing great. - "I miss him. "I want you to come home. I love him." He's fine. He's got a couple of burns and two stitches from a paring knife. Please, I'm serious. Let me go and pick him up. You know your son's a cook now? - I'm a line cook. - He's a line cook. Be careful! I'll have him home in time for school. - And you? Are you OK? - I'm amazing! "Oh, you're so sexy in that bandana. I want your big platanos." Looks here like you guys are having so much fun. Alright, give me one second. Did you know your son could work a grill? - I had beer. - What did he say? Stop. Stop, stop. He says he misses you. Aww, tell him I love him. - Dad got me a knife. - He says, "I love you." - What? - "I love you!" I love you too!
Chef
38.1s
- Is that for us? - That's for us. - That whole line's for us? - Can you believe that? Oh, my God! Alright, so, I guess we gotta cook some food. - We gotta cook some food. - Alright, so you good with prep? - Yes, sir. - We're gonna get through this. - You ready? - I'm ready, boss. - OK. Buy me five minutes. - Yes, sir. Could you give us five minutes, please? Five minutes. We'll be right there in five more minutes. Got everything... Plancha's... Everything's hot. - Oil's hot. You got everything ready. - Yes, sir. You are a superstar! - You are a superstar. - Thank you. Thank you, sir. Oh! And how'd you get that crowd? You got a huge crowd outside. I didn't. I just came back from shopping, there was this long line. - I thought it was a mistake. - I tweeted it. - You what? - What'd you do?
I like New Orleans. I like New Orleans too. - Somebody ate my body. - I didn't brush my teeth. This is what happens to you when you don't brush your teeth. - Dude, dude! Where were you, man? - What? I went shopping. - You went shopping? - I called you, man. I texted you. - We got beignets. - Where the hell were you? - You got beignets? I've been calling. - We got some beets for the truck. - Why didn't you answer your phone? - My phone was on vibrate. - You put your phone on vibrate. - Chill out. What's the big... - I'm sorry. - Chill out? Just take a look. Take a look. Please take a look.