If I can get one end up on the tailgate. OK. Oh, hey, hey. Don't do that. You're gonna rupture something, man. - Hey! - Martin! Hey, killer, what's up? How you doing, little gangster, huh? - What the hell you doing here? - I warned you, man. I warned you. If you got another gig, I was gonna drop everything to be your line cook. Didn't I? This is a food truck. You're a sous-chef now. So? Food trucks don't need a sous-chef? OK, fine. You're hired. Pays nothing. - I'll take it. - Nice! - You're not gonna scare me, buddy. - Thank you so much. You must've jumped on a plane as soon as we got off the phone. Dude, when I heard your voice, I was like, "That's what I wanna do." - I'm so happy you're here. - Me too, man. - We're trying to get this in the truck. - Yeah? I need some sort of, like, lever and fulcrum. Come on, everybody. Everybody together. Come on. Holy sh... No, we can't do this. No way, not without one of us hurting ourselves. No, no, no, don't. Stop. Stop. I got it, I got it. Carl, easy.
Chef
2.7s
Oh, look at that. Email that to me, alright?
Chef
5.4s
Think he's in town? I don't know, but, you know, I can find out tomorrow... I call him.
Chef
7.6s
Alright, that looks good. Clean out the lowboy now. - The what? - The low... The reach-in fridge, right here. Clean this out.
Chef
9.3s
This is a good knife. It'll last you a long time if you take care of it. Don't lose it. I won't. Thank you.
Chef
2.4s
I can't see.
Chef
36.3s
- I got a food truck. - Get the hell out! No shit. You got a fucking taco truck? Tony! Tony, Carl's got a fucking taco truck. For real? - Jefe! Like with tacos and shit? - I just... Yeah, I would assume. What are you gonna cook? You know, Cuban sandwiches, plátanos, arroz con pollo. Simple shit like we used to do for family meal. Oh, yeah, I remember those days, man. - Fuck he doing with a taco truck? - Goddamn. - I'd love some of that shit now. - What's he doing with a taco truck? - It's good, right? It could be cool. - Yeah. Get the fuck off the phone, bro. Let's go! Alright, alright, alright! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. Attila the Hun is calling me. I gotta go, man. Alright. Be good, man.
Chef
6.6s
Ohh! That's it. That's where the smell's coming from. What is that? I don't know. Whatever it is, clean it out.
Chef
10.2s
Look at you. She's pregnant. Just found out. The... This one? Pissed on a stick, came in, laid it on me five seconds ago.
Chef
24.1s
Truth be told, food trucks are a great idea. You know what I mean? I think we take it back to something simple. Let me see if I got something to say anymore. I don't even know. - It's no problem. - I'll pay you back. As long as it's not weird for you... I don't want you to feel like because you were with Inez and you guys were sleeping together and I was with her and we had this... I was with her, then you were with her, and then maybe I fucked her after. I don't even know what happened with us.
Chef
4.5s
Is it... So it's yours? I don't know. That's what she's saying.
Chef
7s
- 20? - He's saying that he lost 20 pounds. - 20. - I know what he said. But I'm down... That is in two months. I'm down... In two weeks, I've lost 15.
Chef
15.1s
- Casper's here. - How ya doing? - Glad you're here. Look at you. - How's it going? Come over here. Candy, come over here. You're a sight for sore eyes. What you want to eat, something? I want to see you eat something. Alright? I'm worried. Eat some crackers or something. Thanks.
Chef
2.1s
You're full of shit.
Chef
12s
You wanted to work in a kitchen. This is what working in a kitchen is, OK? - We don't throw shit out. - Yeah, I wanted to come and cook. - Not clean it! - Pick it out of the garbage! No! I cleaned your whole stupid truck! Why are you so mean to me?!
Chef
53.8s
Are we... we're talking about the carpet now or are we talking about the, um... the... - We're talking about... - I don't even know anymore. I think, um... I'd go with the brown. And as far as that goes, that's a personal... that's... - I don't know. - You're not a turd, OK? I don't want you to feel that way coming in here with your hat in your hand. You went fucking crazy on the internet. That was awesome. You lost respect, which I love, 'cause it's passion. You know, you lost everything. You know, you're not a loser, but you have lost, OK? You're not a turd. A turd that lost. I don't know that I feel like a turd. - Good. - I feel like I had a bad week. I feel like I lost my job, I made an ass of myself on the internet. I'm divorced, I'm old, I got no money. I live in a shitty apartment in Venice. But you know what makes me feel like a turd? That I'm in my ex-wife's ex-husband's office and asking for a fucking favour and all he's doing is busting my balls. I like this humility. It's good.
Chef
5.4s
Trash, trash, trash. Save that, save that. Save the metal ones.
Chef
6.1s
But you... The truck looks great. You did a great job. I'm sorry I was mean. That wasn't right of me.