Help me, man. Help me. I'm about to die! [whimpers]
The Man from Toronto
16.3s
I'm gonna get it. I'm about to get it. I'm about to get it now. I got it! [gunshots] [Teddy] He's shootin' at me! I'm getting light-headed! You are experiencing a lack of oxygen to the brain. Will you stop diagnosing me and just kill the guy! -[gunshots] -Kill him right now. Shit! Shoot him!
The Man from Toronto
10.4s
Ow, you shot me in the ass! Your ass got in my way. [Teddy] I'm slipping! [grunts, screams] -[groans] -[metal squeaking] -Hold on. I'm coming down. -[Teddy] Help.
The Man from Toronto
2.3s
Make it snappy. Keep it on speaker.
The Man from Toronto
2.9s
-[cork pops] -[cell phone ringing] Yes. [laughs]
The Man from Toronto
1.5s
Seven views.
The Man from Toronto
3s
With one upload three years ago.
The Man from Toronto
3.4s
I looked at your little online gym channel.
The Man from Toronto
9.7s
Five minutes out. ["Aonde Você Vai" by Antônio Adolfo playing] I finished that before everybody. [giggles] Oh, I love this song. Look, they're dancing. This is so cute.
The Man from Toronto
1.2s
Can we dance?
The Man from Toronto
1.8s
Fair enough, my friend.
The Man from Toronto
2.9s
He's one of mine. And where is Mr. Green?
The Man from Toronto
14s
Mr. Green couldn't make it. But… Uh… His thumbprint did. Payment will be delivered after the fireworks.
