Okay, um, I'm gonna need you to, uh, put your heels over your head so I can start to go to town on your taint and your butthole. - Yep. - Great. Thanks. - Alright. - Okay. Let's get these out of the way. Right. There we go. Great, great, great. Carla, uh... At the risk of sounding forward um, would you be willing to come with me to my Sexy Santa Competition tonight? Uh, well, I-I don't date my clients, Ty. I have a really strict code. Yeah. Oh, of course you do. Are you kidding me? I know. And I know. And-and you should. You should have a... I'm just fuckin' with you, Ty. I don't have a code! I'm waxing your butthole. I would love to go to your show. - You would? - Yes! Yes! Oh, my God. She's funny and she's beautiful. This is a combination you don't run into every day, you know. Well, you don't see this combo that often, either. So it's a date, then. I'll see you tonight. It's a date. Oh, um, do you want me to reach down there and-and I can pull my butt crack open for you if you want. Thank you. No one's ever asked if they could hold their butt crack open for me before. I'll hold my butt crack open for you anytime you want, Carla.
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Anyone else here for a wax?
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Hey, mom, look what Santa got me. A used baseball glove. Oh, that's great, buddy. I used to have one just like it.
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And you always pushed me to do better.
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Yeah.
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Guys.
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Maybe I should start at the beginning.
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- Thank you. - I mean, I wish...
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I love you so much. I do.
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We still can, mom.
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Ty Swindle. How did you find me? - I just looked for you. - Hi. Well, there are so many things I wanna say to you right now. Just say it. I feel like it's better if I, I do it through the universal language of dance. - Shut up. - Yes! - What dancing? - Christmas dancing.
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Merry Christmas, Kiki.
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This song is called "When Boris Gets Murdered." It sounds like someone's yelling at us. Why can't we just go do something fun?
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Where are you going? It's not left. - The theater's to the right. - Oh, I know. We're not goin' to the theater. Where are you taking us? You'll see.
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So, I've given up gambling... - Mom. - On horses. And I'm gonna pay you back every cent that I borrowed from you.
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Mom, also I got a box of Ziploc bags. Oh, sweet Jesus.
