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1m12s
Okay, um, I'm gonna need you to, uh, put your heels over your head so I can start to go to town on your taint and your butthole. - Yep. - Great. Thanks. - Alright. - Okay. Let's get these out of the way. Right. There we go. Great, great, great. Carla, uh... At the risk of sounding forward um, would you be willing to come with me to my Sexy Santa Competition tonight? Uh, well, I-I don't date my clients, Ty. I have a really strict code. Yeah. Oh, of course you do. Are you kidding me? I know. And I know. And-and you should. You should have a... I'm just fuckin' with you, Ty. I don't have a code! I'm waxing your butthole. I would love to go to your show. - You would? - Yes! Yes! Oh, my God. She's funny and she's beautiful. This is a combination you don't run into every day, you know. Well, you don't see this combo that often, either. So it's a date, then. I'll see you tonight. It's a date. Oh, um, do you want me to reach down there and-and I can pull my butt crack open for you if you want. Thank you. No one's ever asked if they could hold their butt crack open for me before. I'll hold my butt crack open for you anytime you want, Carla.
A Bad Moms Christmas
42.6s
♪ Break it down ♪ - ♪ Do something crazy ♪ - ♪ Go ♪ ♪ Go go go go go go go ♪ ♪ Go go go go go go go go go ♪ Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I still have to go Christmas tree shopping with my mom. I just had a really dumb idea. ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ - ♪ Do something wild ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m13s
You guys, you know what drives me crazy? - Genital warts? - What? - Genital warts. - No. Carla, no. No, w-w-what drives me crazy is the-is the pressure that we put on ourselves to make Christmas perfect, guys. Look, Christmas is supposed to be fun. Yes, why am I responsible for getting every gift for everyone in my entire family? I mean, just 'cause I'm a girl? - Yeah. - It's 2017! I thought so. Why can't my husband buy presents for his own mom? I don't even like his mom. She blames her farts on my kids. - What? - You know what I do? - With my big dumb son? - What? Every November, I just go into his room grab a bunch of random crap wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas. - He doesn't even notice. - Seriously? Oh, my God, I've given him the same baseball glove like nine times. And how lame are the gifts that your family gives you? I spend months picking out the perfect gift for everyone in my family and all I ever get is coupons for free back rubs. Oh, that's so wrong. You know what my son gave me last year for Christmas? A box of Ziploc baggies. Think I'll probably just wrap it up and give it back to him again this Christmas. You guys, I'm just like a-a-a giant stress ball from November to New Year's. I just wanna enjoy Christmas again. Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
48.6s
Well, then let's do it. What? Guys, what is wrong with us? Have we learned nothing? This is bullshit. I am disappointed in this threesome. We are mothers. And if things are not going our way, then what do we do? We hide in the bathroom. - No. - No. No, we don't, we don't do that. - Uh-unh. - We s... No, we stand up. - And we fight back. - Fight back. Yes. So if we wanna do Christmas our way this year then we're gonna do Christmas our way. No more perfect gifts, no more perfect decorations no more perfect anything. - Fuck it. - Let's take Christmas back. Let's put the "ass" back. - In "Christm-ass." - What? That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get... - Yeah, we know what you meant. - Yeah, we get you. Okay, to taking Christmas back. Yes!
A Bad Moms Christmas
33.4s
♪ Go go go go ♪ - ♪ Go go ♪ - ♪ Do something crazy ♪ Merry Christmas! ♪ I wanna live like it's Mardi Gras and ♪ ♪ Don't need no R and R ♪ - What? - Yes. Now, it's gonna be better. Now, it is gonna be better. ♪ Good vibes only ♪ ♪ I just tapped a keg ♪ ♪ I'mma fill my cup ♪ ♪ Got fireworks got booze ♪ ♪ Let's blow some shit up ♪ ♪ Tonight I'm going stupid ♪ ♪ Doing things I've never done ♪ ♪ We all got one thing in common ♪ ♪ We just wanna have fun hey ♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
27.4s
Holy fuck. ♪ Out of all the reindeer ♪ ♪ You know you're the mastermind ♪ ♪ Run run Rudolph ♪ ♪ Randolph's not too far behind ♪ ♪ Run run Rudolph ♪ ♪ Santa's got to make it to town ♪♪ I can't do this shit sober. Me neither. You guys wanna get drunk at the food court? - Fuck yeah! - Yeah. - Come on. - Ooh, fun!
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m16s
- What up, lady? - Mom! What are you doing here? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm waiting for my daughter to give me a free manicure. - Free manicure, huh? - Yeah. Alright. Well, at least I'm not waxing your pussy. - Maybe next time. - Okay. So, what's up? You seein' anybody? Well, you know, there was a couple of things going with some dads from school. But it gets complicated. Plus, like, there is not a better time of the year to be single than Christmas. I mean, it's like, I go to the mall and I see these, you know, these couples walking around. And they're, they're, like, holding hands and... You know, wearing scarves and feeding each other sandwiches and lookin' at jewelry, you know... ♪ Every kiss begins with Kay ♪♪ - Alright, stop. Stop. - What? - You sound super lonely. - No! Babe, listen, the rock and roll lifestyle isn't for everybody. I'm still super rock and roll. I woke up in a park this morning. Carla. I found kale chips in your kitchen. - Okay, those are for my kid. - Right. They're healthy as fuck.
A Bad Moms Christmas
38.4s
So, how you doin'? I've been better actually, to tell you the truth. I... There is something that I'm very excited about which I just need a little money for... Here we go. - What? - You always do this. What? You show back up in my life. You ask me for money, I give it to you. You gamble it all away and you leave me and then you just come runnin' back asking for more. I give it to you again 'cause I'm an idiot. This is a legitimate business opportunity. How much do you need? Not much. Like five grand. Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.
A Bad Moms Christmas