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31.6s
Can I ask you something? Sure. How do you take it? Take what? Living with mom. I mean, s-s-she's so bossy and controlling and... Oh, my God, she's so vain. I mean, she spends all her time you know, creating this, this perfect image of herself just so she can lord it over people. Sweetie, your mom isn't vain. Oh, come on, she, she wears a princess outfit at least once a month. You're probably never gonna believe this. But your mom is the most insecure woman I've ever met.
A Bad Moms Christmas
49.2s
Now, your mother and I just have a few tiny disagreements about the importance of Christmas and what it means to be a mother and the sanctity of marriage and how best to raise children. But otherwise, everything is fine. There's no reason to worry, okay? Look, I know this is your first Christmas since your parents got divorced. And it's probably a little strange for you. Am I right? - Yeah. - Yeah. It really is. Well, first of all both of your parents still love you so very much. And no matter what happens I will always be there for you. Always. Because you're my grandkids, and I love you more than anything in the whole world. And so does Grandpa Hank. I know his brain is the size of a walnut but you know, his heart is enormous.
A Bad Moms Christmas
26.5s
Yes! - That was a good haul, mom. - Yeah, she had some good shit. You know... ripping off rich people in front of the supermarket with you is... bringing back a lotta happy Christmas memories for me. Yeah. Me too, babe. I miss you, you know? I miss you, too. It's so weird. Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?
A Bad Moms Christmas
20.8s
I gotta get back to Cleveland tomorrow. - Right. - But, uh... Think I could give you a call next time I come into town? Would that... that interest you at all? Could I do that? - Please. - Yeah? - Yes. - Great. I'd, I'd wax your balls for free. That is so sweet. Well, I would really love that, Carla.
A Bad Moms Christmas
27.3s
I can't believe people fall for this shit. It's so stupid. - Yeah, I know. - Oh wait, here comes somebody. - Merry Christmas! - Oh, Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, hold on. Hey, would you like to, uh, donate your canned goods to our Christmas Canned Food Drive? Oh, um, I sort of just bought all this. - Bingo. She's got cans. - Oh! Oh, mom, look, look, look. She's got wine. Thank you very much for a very generous donation to the "Canned Christmas Food Drive." The children are gonna be so happy.
A Bad Moms Christmas
30.9s
Yo! I need you to leave my house. What are you talking about? Get the fuck out, Kenny G. - I'm still getting paid, right? - I don't know! Take your little flute and shoo! Shoo, fly. - Go make another album. - It's not a flute, bitch. Don't care. Thank you so much. Thank you. You can go now. Please. You can leave. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you very much. You too, my friend. Please. No, no. Please exit. I don't know any of you. Please leave my house. Farewell, see you later. Sushi chef, you gotta go. We're done. You can take that plate. Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.
A Bad Moms Christmas