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Well, then let's do it. What? Guys, what is wrong with us? Have we learned nothing? This is bullshit. I am disappointed in this threesome. We are mothers. And if things are not going our way, then what do we do? We hide in the bathroom. - No. - No. No, we don't, we don't do that. - Uh-unh. - We s... No, we stand up. - And we fight back. - Fight back. Yes. So if we wanna do Christmas our way this year then we're gonna do Christmas our way. No more perfect gifts, no more perfect decorations no more perfect anything. - Fuck it. - Let's take Christmas back. Let's put the "ass" back. - In "Christm-ass." - What? That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get... - Yeah, we know what you meant. - Yeah, we get you. Okay, to taking Christmas back. Yes!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Good evening, everyo... What in God's name is that? Oh, that is our new Christmas tree. I got it at Lady Foot Locker. - Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy. - I find it revolting. - Oh. What is this thing doing in your house? I don't know, I-I didn't wanna waste time tree shopping this year. I actually wanted to enjoy Christmas. Amy, you are a mom. Moms don't enjoy, they give joy. That's how being a mom works. And this hideous tree does not give joy to anybody. I don't know, I-I kind of like it. - Thank you. - Yeah. Who are you, and why are you talking? Mom, please be nice. This is Jessie. You met him. I'm tired of this conversation. But if you think for one second I'm gonna let your lazy shenanigans ruin Christmas for this entire family you are very much mistaken. Goodnight, dear children. Here, have some iTunes gift cards. Mom, seriously? You have to stop giving them gifts. Thanks, grandma. Honey, did you see these ornaments? They are all little shoes. I swear to God, Hank. I will drive you to a fire station and I will leave you there.
A Bad Moms Christmas
27.4s
Holy fuck. ♪ Out of all the reindeer ♪ ♪ You know you're the mastermind ♪ ♪ Run run Rudolph ♪ ♪ Randolph's not too far behind ♪ ♪ Run run Rudolph ♪ ♪ Santa's got to make it to town ♪♪ I can't do this shit sober. Me neither. You guys wanna get drunk at the food court? - Fuck yeah! - Yeah. - Come on. - Ooh, fun!
A Bad Moms Christmas
23.1s
♪ Eleven pipers piping ♪ ♪ Ten lords a-leaping nine ladies dancing ♪ ♪ Eight maids a-milking seven swans a-swimming ♪ ♪ Six geese a-laying ♪ ♪ Five golden rings ♪ ♪ Five golden rings ♪♪ How much did this cost? How can you put a price tag on a child's happiness, Amy? - It was very expensive. - God! Mom! Wait for it, this is the big ending!
A Bad Moms Christmas