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- So, Kyllboi, huh? - Hmm. Why didn't you tell us? [stammers] I knew you'd never get it, that you'd just freak out and ban me for even longer. - Here you go. - I wasn't trying to punish you, you know. We just wanted you to have other interests. Make some friends. Be a little bit more normal. I-- I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them. People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay? I-- I like me. But when I'm Kyle, I-I'm too shy to talk to girls. You know, I'm-- I'm-- I'm not good enough to make the baseball team. I-I'm a nobody. [chuckles] But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad. Like-- Like pro-level good.

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You're never gonna let me forget that, are you? Yeah, sure. The day I forget the snap of that latex glove. Have you told them yet? I'm working on it, all right? It's not exactly easy to work into a conversation. You know, they might think that something is up when they have to change their name and leave the country. What are you waiting for? I said I'm working on it, Augie. All right? Give me a break.

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I just took it too far. - I got too comfortable. Too safe. - Mmm. - And that probably came across as boring... - Well... - ...and maybe neglectful... - ...for what it's worth... - ...I'll never do that again. - ...I really like both Dans. - Do you? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well, I'm already here, so... - Mmm. How convenient. [laughs] - Yeah. [phone ringing]

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- Hello? - [Dan] Augie? We're on track tonight. Aria bar, 6:00 p.m. Do you have everything? Some of my finest work. If I may say so. What, better than that passport that got me cavity searched in Bogotá?

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[stammers] Look, okay. I-- I know you think it's all just a waste of time, but it takes brains and-- and reflexes. Th-- The Air Force recruits gamers. Yeah. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.

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Look, Jess. [exhales deeply] There's something that I need to tell you.

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[bells on door jingling]

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Girls aren't ready yet.

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Nobody. Sit down.

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I don't know. Maybe it's being away, or... maybe it was seeing you upside-down on that keg shouting, "Beer me!" [laughs]

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Did you change because of me? No. Look, I changed because I didn't like who I was back then.

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Then I became a dad. [inhales sharply] And for the first time in a long time, I felt good.

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Real love. Yeah. [laughs] - Not bad for an old man, huh? - Uh, yeah. For sure.

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- [mouthing words] I love you. - [mouthing words] I love you.

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Is this what you used to be like?

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[mouthing words] It's amazing.

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Then I met you.

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Other Dan.

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