I don't know. [sighs] All right, look. I'll give you 50 bucks for your best guess of where Nina is. I'm a journalist. I don't give people up. 100. Try under the bleachers. [sighs] That's what I thought.
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But we gotta go now. [stammers] Before the traffic gets bad. And Mrs. Kessler, I'm so sorry. You keep working on those deltoids, okay? - Thanks, Jorge. - What about our stuff? - I mean, I need to pack, the baby. It's-- - Oh, no, no, no. I got all the basics packed already. Yeah. When we get there, we're gonna use the money that we saved on flights to go all Pretty Woman - in those fancy hotel boutiques... - [sighs] - ...that smell like leather and patchouli. - Stop. And guess who's got no budget? You get whatever you want. [exhales heavily] [sighs deeply] Okay. Oh, this is totally crazy. - Dan, this is crazy. - I know. It's crazy. - Oh, my God. - We're gonna get crazy. We're going to Vegas!
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- [Jess] Whoa. Jesus. - Oh, my God. Jesus. Dad. - Easy there, lead-foot. - Sorry about that. Think a squirrel or something jumped out in front of me. [babbles] [tires squealing] Oh, my God. - Where on earth are you taking us? - What? Oh, no. This is a shortcut, honey. You never take it?
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Hey, Maxie. - First road trip. - Yeah. [chuckles] Max, you excited? Five hours on a plane, or 33 hours in a car? I choose 33 hours. - [babbles] - [Jess] Da!
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Honey, you remembered my boots! - Yeah. - Baby! I can't believe that.
- Hey, Dan. - [pants] Have a good one. [pants] All right. [pants]
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[laptop beeping]
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Shit.
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If this is a joke, it's not funny. It's not a joke. We're going on a family road trip. We need maps. Dude, why don't you just, like, you know-- [imitates beeping] Yeah, Dad. Why? Because he was trying to promote familial bonding... - [Jess] Mm-hmm. - ...through the forcible removal of technology. Look, I need travel help. Isn't this what you do? [sighs] Not for a long time.
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[gasps] [giggling] - [Jess shouting] - [Nina] No, no, no. Dad. - No way you just did that. What? - Oh, my God, Dad. I've just freed our family from the shackles of technology - with a flick of my wrist. Just like that. - [Kyle] Stop the car. And trust me, it's gonna bring us all closer together. Just you wait. You've lost your mind. - [Jess] Oh, my God. - Whatever. I'll just buy myself a new one.