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What did you think? That I'd go blabbing about it on the-- on the moms' school text chain? - No. I-- - Or were you afraid I'd leave you, knowing who you really are? [chuckles] We were just some disguise for you, just some part of your cover as a suburban schlub? - What? No. No. - Fuck, you must have resented us. Right? Every single day, eking out a living, wiping kids' asses, driving a minivan. I love that minivan. I mean, all of a sudden you're, like, what, James Bond, and now you're what? Normal. A normal guy with a normal, wonderful, perfect life. That's all I've ever wanted. I mean, you were a decathlete. You should've medaled in Athens. Do you resent your life as a mom? Sometimes.
The Family Plan
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- I wonder what's going on in your mind. - [laughs] It's just-- I don't know. Another blast from the past. Oh. You think you can still do it? No. Not unless I wanted to end up in the hospital. It's just-- [inhales sharply] It's funny to think how different my life would be if I hadn't torn my ACL. - Well, do you want it to be different? - No. God, no. It's just-- [inhales sharply] You know, it's just strange. You've never even met that version of me. You just know Jessica, the physical therapist. Well, I love every version of you. - Yeah? - Yeah. Especially that keg stand one. - It was so freaking hot. - [laughs] - Yeah? - Oh, my God.
The Family Plan
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- Yeah. - I am such an idiot. This is why you're so secretive, why you never wanna go anywhere. [stammers] Why-- Why you're so weird about social media. Why you're s-- you're so anti-technology. Well, with facial recognition software, I had no choice. Plus, I really do think that social media is fundamentally disgusting and gross. - [sighs] God. - But now that they found us, what happens? I got it figured out.
The Family Plan