Now, you may be intoxicated. Oh, yeah. Are you certain that you wish to engage in consenting... Hey, don't count your chickens, buster. - I'm just playing by the rules, baby. - I make the rules. That's a pretty good fucking rule.
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- You want a beer? - Yeah, all right.
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Yeah, baby, we're here!
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Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better if you were here. I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia."
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Them girls sound like the two transvestites we picked up in Biloxi. - Honey, come on. Food's ready. - I'm not hungry!
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I got to find a new goddess. It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer. - You kinda get used to it, though, huh? - Are you insane?
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Jim, what are you doing here? Well, I thought you had said... You can't just stand out here. Look, I need your help. Nadia's coming back and I don't... I don't wanna be this awkward... bumbling, nervous guy with her. I don't wanna seem like a dork. Well, I know that feeling. Spend your life playing in the band... it doesn't exactly give you the ultra-cool hipster image. - I think you're pretty cool. - Seriously?
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Here you go.
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That's nice.
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- Here we go. - Let's do it.
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I've been saving this for a special occasion... for a special girl, just like you.
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- Sure you don't wanna go to my room? - No. Why? My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone. - All right. - The door is locked. - Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. - Okay, yeah, sure. No strings attached, okay? It's just friendly goodbye sex. Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right.
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Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet? - I think I shoved it in your box. - Thanks. Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man.
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Make it real. You do that... we'll do anything you want. Anything? Anything.