Looks like someone gained the freshman 15. - This'll help. - You're an asshole. Missed you too. All right, everybody having a good time? Ladies?
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Who the hell was that? That was... That was... Someone was lost. - Lookin' for the lake. - Yeah, all turned around. What a dumb ass. The lake's right there.
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- That's a sweet car. - It is sweet.
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What's your name? Jeanine.
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It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's tonight after exams. - Did you get through 'em? - There's the mystery man! Finch, how are you?
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I'm sorry I didn't get her name, but hopefully my son did... because I have not been here the whole time. Natalie, get dressed! - Beer? - Avert your eyes! Turn around! - Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks? - Oh, my God!
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It's good to be home, Dad.
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Wait, was that who I think... - No. - Yeah! - I think it was. - I think so too.
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It's Japanese. It means "hello". Hello. - Finch, what happened to Latin? - Met a Japanese girl at the art museum. Changed majors. Wanted to understand the things she was moaning. - You got laid in an art museum? - The Met. - And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim? And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins. All right, enough. But I'll tell you, none of these women even compare to... Stifler's mom. Stifler's mom is a goddess.
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The one that got away, huh, son? Well, evidently you two... made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. I didn't see it. It was brought up at a PTA meeting. Anyway, my point is... these little sexual debacles should not get you down... because you know what? It happens to the best of us. In fact... the first time your mother and I... got together... I used a condom. Well, she referred to it as "shrink wrapping". But I got over it. Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging... and good things will happen. Good to have you home, son.
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I have all the time in the world. So, are we gonna do this every summer? - Hell, yeah, we are. - Of course we are, gentlemen. Well, we're gonna try.
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1.4s
Later.
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- Did that exam blow or what? - Yeah, it sucked.
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Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather... I wanna show you what you're missing.
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12.2s
- Stifler's mom. - Hey, Finchy. How did you know I was here? I called a couple of weeks ago. Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime? I guess it slipped his mind.
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See what they are today, dude. See what they are today. Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.
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- You want to get it on? - You better clear your schedule.
