This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me. - Too big. - I'll get you the blue stringy number.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Repressed.
American Pie 2
2.3s
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Guys, get the hell out of there right now.
American Pie 2
2.2s
I think I can fix these.
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3.8s
And now for our devoted listeners, back to the show.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Don't be a wimp.
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27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
2.6s
- Hand jobs. - Okay!
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13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
American Pie 2
2.2s
Stifler's mom is coming here.
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1.7s
She's coming.
American Pie 2
17.2s
Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine. - How about you? - That's Stifler's mom. Silence. I didn't really think you were gonna be in Michigan this summer. Yeah, you're more than welcome to be here. Okay, stop by in a couple of weeks. We're having a big party. Okay, bye. Stifler, was that...
American Pie 2
4.2s
Stifmeister's palace of love... straight love.
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35.9s
Now, wait just a minute. Stifler wanted to give you two hand jobs? No. Stifler wanted one from us. What? Bullshit. He did. And it was horrible. Very horrible. You guys, you wanna play some "asshole"? Just watching the game, Kev. I just wanna do something together. We just did something together. Very together. Ho, ho, ho. Stifler Claus is here. Now, just so there's no confusion... Santa Porn has just brought us some heterosexual entertainment.
American Pie 2
11.6s
All right. Here. And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant. Whack away, Jim. Does this stuff really make a difference? - Oh, yeah! - Really?
American Pie 2
7.5s
It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something. Why would I pretend that? Guys do that.
American Pie 2
9.2s
Michèle, why did you ditch me after prom? I didn't ditch you. I just... Our date was over.
