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Okay, kids. This is our Uncle J�ger. That's right. Drink up. This tastes like shit. Do you have any scotch?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there. You know I have my Northwestern interview next week.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Good enough for me. Have fun, guys. All right, Trapper. Stay cool.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Don't worry, Van. We'll get you out, man.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Delta Iota Kappa rules!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, you can do this.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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If you do not see potential in yourself, then you are a blind man.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Most importantly, you saw potential... in me.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You have shown me a life I could only dream about... back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seven years! I've accomplished nothing! There's no reason to stay here anymore! Sure, sure. You've made tons of friends... who in the drop of a rupee do anything for you, and that doesn't mean much? Who cares about Sick Boy and the charities you've helped... and all of our athletics-- those are all so minuscule? And I guess so is a promise... made to a wet-behind-the-ears kid from India whose only dream... was to bury his face in a beautiful woman's lotus patch.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Fuck you, Van Wilder!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Do you want my hot tub, or should I just give it to Milty? We can get the law club to help. They owe you after the "Sue Me, Screw Me" soiree you threw. Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm really not interested. - You're not hearing me-- - It's over, Taj!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. "Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... and state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged."

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, thank you! Thank you!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Here, I'm done with all of this. - The Wilder story's not done. - Read it before you criticize. He got expelled today. Is that in your story? 'Cause it should be.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hi, partner in crime. Is there anything I can do for you today? Oh, my God! We make such the fab team! Last night, I was so like Bonnie and you were so like Clyde. And now this. Would you shut up? I'm trying to pleasure you. Sorry, Richard. Pleasure away. - PS, this is an awesome room. - PS, shut the fuck up!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, kids. This is our Uncle J�ger. That's right. Drink up. This tastes like shit. Do you have any scotch?

Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there. You know I have my Northwestern interview next week.

Good enough for me. Have fun, guys. All right, Trapper. Stay cool.

Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!

Don't worry, Van. We'll get you out, man.

Delta Iota Kappa rules!

Okay, you can do this.

If you do not see potential in yourself, then you are a blind man.

Most importantly, you saw potential... in me.

You have shown me a life I could only dream about... back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed.

You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

Fuck you, Van Wilder!

Do you want my hot tub, or should I just give it to Milty? We can get the law club to help. They owe you after the "Sue Me, Screw Me" soiree you threw. Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm really not interested. - You're not hearing me-- - It's over, Taj!

Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. "Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... and state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged."

Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Here, I'm done with all of this. - The Wilder story's not done. - Read it before you criticize. He got expelled today. Is that in your story? 'Cause it should be.