You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.6s
- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.8s
Looks like we got one more.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
Which ones did you choose?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.3s
You really should have him neutered, man. That's up to him. They are getting bigger, aren't they?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.3s
Dad! I can't believe you're here. I can't believe you graduated. A friend of yours... sent me this.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.4s
You look so-- Wow. - Wow. - I was hoping you'd say that.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
16.3s
I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.9s
Not one acceptable candidate. What is wrong with the youth of today?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.7s
- May I? - As long as we cuddle afterwards.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.5s
By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5s
No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.8s
I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
Oh, my God. Feel it!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.9s
I'll get that.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.3s
- You did good. - Let's get this man "leid." Meet my new girl.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
17.7s
There's so much that I need to say-- the article-- I was scared that you wouldn't come. Well, I was trying to decide what panties I should wear.