Dude, let me give you a valuable piece of advice, okay? Drop the whole "Sherminator" thing. Please repeat previous statement. Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right? And that rhymes with The Terminator... which was a big hit movie ten years ago. But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it.
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7s
Come on, Ozzy. Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours. - Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
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13.7s
He did not sleep with three girls, much like Sly and the Family Stone... aren't gonna dance in here and gang-bang me... between the afros and the bell-bottoms, okay? It's not gonna happen. - Kevin did not sleep with three girls. - Why would he lie to me?
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20.4s
It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three. - The rule of what? - Three. If a guy tells you how many girls he's been with, it's not even close to that. Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total. So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none. - None? - Rule of three. It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.
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1.7s
Oh, my God!
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1.9s
Sons of bitches.
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2.3s
Look what I found, Christy.
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14.1s
Yep. Half these got East High parking passes on them. Gotta break up another one. Call in a couple of units. - Isn't this the Stifler house? - Yeah. Ever seen Mrs Stifler? - What a MILF! - Yeah? She got all that?
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5s
I've got a surprise for you. Close your eyes and get ready. I'm ready.
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4.2s
- You're so sweet. - That's what they say. Weird.
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2.2s
I can taste the bubbles.
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1.9s
Much better.
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1.8s
Christy?
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7.4s
Guys, I got it. Pack your bags. For what? We're moving to the lake.
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4s
- You want to get it on? - You better clear your schedule.
