This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen. I know. Can you believe... This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever.
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Jessica, this is great! - Felt sorta guilty about taking your money. - You spent $200 on this? No, I spent 50 on the flask, 150 on the earrings.
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# As you walk up those steps and garner your award # # Try not to forget about me # # 'Cause I was there when you had no one else to hold # # You used to look just like a saint # # And stumble into walls # # You're a guy's very own quarantine # # You used to never think you'd ever grow old ## You must be excited about the big night tonight. Thrilled. Who's the lucky girl? Who's the lucky girl? Michelle. - Michelle. - Yeah. - She must be very special. - Oh, she's special, all right. I'm sure she is special if you picked her out of the whole bunch.
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Hi. - How'd you know I was here? - Stifler told me. - Talked to Stifler? - Well, I needed to find you. We're gonna have to work on that song.
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Goal, Ostreicher! - All right, Oz! - Atta boy, Ozzie! Whoo! Yeah, baby! - We're crushing you losers! - Let's go, fellas! Come on! Whoo-hoo!
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We were friends with Stifler? Hey, look.
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You know it's a bitchin' party. The Stif-man always comes through in the clutch.
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- Okay. - All right.
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Nice car! - I'm glad you think so. - You don't like it? No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom? That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you. - What are you talkin' about? - Please. I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with. But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk. Wait! I don't understand. I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies. Heather, I wasn't makin' fun of you. Gimme a break. You're so full of it.
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Come in.
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So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking? Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me? - Yes, ma'am, I am. - # And here's to you # # Mrs. Robinson # # Jesus loves you more than you will know # # Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson # - Mmm, you're dead. - # God in heaven smiles on those who pray # # Hey, hey, hey # # Hey, hey, hey ## # Hey, hey, hey ## # Sway my way # # Yeah, I need to know # # All about you # # And there's no cure # # And no way to be sure # # Why everything's turned inside out # # Instilling so much doubt # # It makes me so tired # # I feel so uninspired # # My head is battling with my heart # # My logic has been torn apart And now ## - I had no idea you'd be this good. - Neither did I. Oh, Finchy. Finch. - Oh, Stifler's mom! - Finchy!
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All right. Class dismissed.
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Weird. Try the house down the street.
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She's hot!
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# I needed someone to understand my ups and downs # # There you were # # With sweet love and devotion # # Deeply touching my emotion # # I just wanna stop and thank you, baby ## - Hey, minute man! - Shut up. You know... You know you're supposed to be supportive. Hey, you think you still got a chance with Nadia? No. Her sponsors here saw the thing on the 'Net. I-I really don't think they liked it. How do you know that? She's already on a plane back home. Yeah. You know, guys? Maybe I'm just not good with girls, period. No-no-no, really-really. Like... Like I was born without that part of the brain. I mean, I can't talk to girls. And when I do talk to them, I screw it up. Yeah, well, come prom those excuses aren't going to do you any good.