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2m56s
See them tumbling down Pledging their love to the ground Way out West there was this fella. Fella I wanna tell you about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. Least that was the handle that his loving parents gave him. But he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, and a lot about where he lived likewise. Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interesting. I know when night has gone That a new world's born at dawn They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I've seen something every bit as stupefying as you can see in any of those other places, and in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face without feeling like the good Lord gypped me. Now, this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s, just about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis. I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero. 'Cause what's a hero? But sometimes there's a man... And I'm talking about the Dude here. Sometimes there's a man... Well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude in Los Angeles. And even if he is a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainly that, quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man... Sometimes there's a man... Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... Hell, I done introduced him enough. ...with them all for a collective action. This will not stand. This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait.
The Big Lebowski
1m12s
Wait. Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know? That or His Dudeness, or Duder or, you know, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Are you employed, sir? Employed? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday? Is this a... What day is this? Well, I do work, sir. So, if you don't mind... No, I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not stand, you know. This aggression will not stand, man. I mean, your wife owes money... My wife is not the issue here! I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample. But if she does not, that is her problem, not mine, just as the rug is your problem. Just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway.
The Big Lebowski
25.7s
Well, they were looking for you, these two guys. You know, they... I'll say it again. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes, yes. Oh, so you know that they were trying to piss on your rug. Did I urinate on your rug? You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? Hello! Do you speak English, sir? G, Parla usted inglés? I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?
The Big Lebowski
28.7s
Excuse me, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. I just thought you all should know this. Chuck Sherman is a liar. I never had sex with him. He's never had sex with anyone. I know this because he told me. Once he tried to screw a grapefruit, but that's all. Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants. Thank you for your time.
American Pie
48.9s
I don't think he's comin' back. # Close my eyes at night # - # Close my eyes # - # Wonderin' where would I be without you in my life # - # Oh # - # Everything I did was just a bore # - # Just a bore # - # Everywhere I went seems I been there before # # But you brighten up for me all of my days # - # With a love so sweet # - # In so many ways # # I just wanna stop # - # And thank you, baby # - # I just wanna stop # - # And thank you, baby # - # Thank you, baby # # How sweet it is to be loved by you ## Yeah, Oz! You fuckin' rule! - Fuckin' rule! - Yeah!
American Pie