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- What are you doing in here? - I had to talk to you. I thought a lot about what you said, and-- Well, just-- just take a look at this. Yeah. Doodles. I attended class today. Just about stayed the whole time too. I'm glad you went to all your classes today. And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. Liked what I heard, stayed. That's great. It really is.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Posterior gluteal line.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.

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You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.

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- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.

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Looks like we got one more.

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Which ones did you choose?

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You really should have him neutered, man. That's up to him. They are getting bigger, aren't they?

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Dad! I can't believe you're here. I can't believe you graduated. A friend of yours... sent me this.

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You look so-- Wow. - Wow. - I was hoping you'd say that.

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I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Not one acceptable candidate. What is wrong with the youth of today?

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- May I? - As long as we cuddle afterwards.

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By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?

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No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!

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I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, my God. Feel it!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'll get that.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Posterior gluteal line.

I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.

You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.

- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.

Looks like we got one more.

Which ones did you choose?

You really should have him neutered, man. That's up to him. They are getting bigger, aren't they?

Dad! I can't believe you're here. I can't believe you graduated. A friend of yours... sent me this.

You look so-- Wow. - Wow. - I was hoping you'd say that.

I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?

Not one acceptable candidate. What is wrong with the youth of today?

- May I? - As long as we cuddle afterwards.

By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?

No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!

I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?

Oh, my God. Feel it!

I'll get that.